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I am a man of standard, unlike my peers... Rest assured that I will not be in the way of your gaming and socializing experience. Consider me a Player 2, a companion, partner, and perhaps we can enjoy some games together. I see you play 6mans? I am a competitive aficionado, so I would be happy to assist you in games.

Platonically of course, unless you (like many others) change your mind on that. I look forward to our future together (as friends of course)

Hello, I noticed you have a profile picture of a very beautiful (but also intelligent looking!) female, and I am under the presumption that this princess is you? It is quite astonishing to see a female here in the Rocket League ranked servers.

I am quite popular around here, so if you require guidance, throw me a mention. I will assist you at any hour, day or night.

And, before you are mistaken, I do not seek your hand in a romantic way; although I am not opposed in the event you are interested in me, as many women often are.

I am a man of standard, unlike my peers... Rest assured that I will not be in the way of your gaming and socializing experience. Consider me a Player 2, a companion, partner, and perhaps we can enjoy some games together. I see you play 6mans? I am a competitive aficionado, so I would be happy to assist you in games.

Platonically of course, unless you (like many others) change your mind on that. I look forward to our future together (as friends of course)

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