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Yo Bhai, not to be that boss, but it’s been DAYS since I’ve seen you lit up in my friend list. You good? Like, did you join a cult, shark ate your internet, or rage-quit life for a cabin in the woods?

The office isn’t the same without your “this meeting could’ve been an email” energy. If you need space, cool, but hit me back soon, or I’m sending a search party or worse—actual meetings.

No, but seriously, don’t ghost me.

Yo Bhai, not to be that boss, but it’s been DAYS since I’ve seen you lit up in my friend list. You good? Like, did you join a cult, shark ate your internet, or rage-quit life for a cabin in the woods?

The office isn’t the same without your “this meeting could’ve been an email” energy. If you need space, cool, but hit me back soon, or I’m sending a search party or worse—actual meetings.

No, but seriously, don’t ghost me.

Yo Bhai, not to be that boss, but it’s been DAYS since I’ve seen you lit up in my friend list. You good? Like, did you join a cult, shark ate your internet, or rage-quit life for a cabin in the woods?

The office isn’t the same without your “this meeting could’ve been an email” energy. If you need space, cool, but hit me back soon, or I’m sending a search party or worse—actual meetings.

No, but seriously, don’t ghost me.