Recent reviews by nut

need new pants

>have 800 hours in game
>still silver elite

Game gets more fun when you stop caring

First things first... This game is TERRIFYING. Make no mistake, this game is free, but you will have to spend money on new pants.

The game was really scary. Went to the top. Found the baby monitor. Explored a bit. Was terrified. Didn't know how to pause game. Cried. Heard voice on baby monitor saying to go downstairs. Nope nope nope nope. Stayed in corner for 10 minutes. Built up manliness to go to main level. Hid in corner for 10 minutes. Finally went downstairs and saw the coffin next to the baby monitor. I noped my pants. Tried to run. Voice again. Nope. Ran upstairs. I ran as fast as I could straight to the beginning room. I burst out the fron door. I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought "Nah, forget it, yo, home to Bel-Air."

10/10 Overwatch for poor people