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You remind me of a guy...

hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture, i really wanted to tell you that)) it's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! i don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. we should really play l4d2 sometimes its a really cool zombie game with a lot fo scary moments, but dont worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? really sorry im really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun x

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Hi okay.

don't trust this person i saw them stealing peoples freaking door hinges. THEY ARE UNHINGED