Here's the thing kid...you lack any ability to be useful in RL 2s. Every play on offense, you're in your own net while teammate is passing to you. You're not smart enough to play 2s because you're scared of being up. This is because you lack basic mechanics and positioning which, in your experience, finds you missing shots that result in goals for the other team. You're scared, lack BASIC mechanics and you're just a piece of sh!t. It's even more hilarious that you mute your teammate, continue with your keyboard warrior mouth and now you're going to be banned. Such is life. YET ANOTHER bronze kid in platinum running his worthless mouth ending up in RL jail. LoL. Do the community a favor, uninstall. We don't need trash like you in the queues. I bet you ignore or delete this because you're a p\ussy.

Which one of these 314 idiot friends of yours boosted you out of bronze? Somebody come get your b!tch. He's tryna be something in solo queues. He's a p\ussy. Maybe teach him how to sh!t talk like a man. He sounds like a b!tch with a d!ck in his mouth.

Hahaha, doc needs to up your meds kid. You just immortalized the best advice you've ever received on your profile. Only thing you've got to say is some drivel about being plat rank. Took you two days to notice my profile is private? Dang kid. Your parents should sue the Ritalin makers; it made you really stupid. You got anything to say or you just gonna repost me with your alt accounts?

Hey Kyle. You should learn not to put your name on your profile. Hot in Phoenix today. 100 tomorrow. Maybe I'll see ya around

This is great. I live rent free in this twit's head. So much so, he's immortalizing me on his profile. Love it. Keep the worship coming peasant.

You're the only kid worshipping me on your profile. Why wouldn't I come back to see it. I think it's hilarious. You can't refute anything I posted so you stoop to the only thing you know to do, deflect.

May want to look up the definition of Irony. The fact that you'd immortalize my comments like a shrine is like smooth glass of smooth single malt. Just sip and enjoy the worship. Tell your friend Kyle hi for me. I expect to run into him any day around neighborhood. Leaving groups Kyle? Tsk tsk. It's a little late for that, isn't it?


Jesus, do any of your friends have an original thought? You're right about what? The fact that you don't even belong in Plat? That you're boosted from bronze? That you lack any ability to make a cohesive argument? You're right about all those things kid. Now, stfu and let me bask with my drink in your worship. F\ucking scrub.

Why doesn't Kyle come around anymore? Hope all is cool in your Phoenix Union neighborhood Kyle. Hope to see ya around.

Aww, Kyle. Sorry bud. I hate that you have to work some minimum wage piss job and can't be around to say hi. Sucks for you. Hows the city bus life? Wait you're probably a light rail kid with the other bums right?! Ha! Once again, kicked back with a smooth single malt watching dumbazs youth try to make complete sentences and coherent thoughts. Now THIS is a comedy show!