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45 of 50 (90%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2015 @ 11:15am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2015 @ 1:12pm

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2016 @ 7:03am

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2016 @ 9:25am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2015 @ 4:02pm

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2016 @ 9:15am

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2015 @ 7:13am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2015 @ 6:25am

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2016 @ 2:32pm

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2015 @ 5:46am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2015 @ 10:24am

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2016 @ 3:45pm

Face Hoff

You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2016 @ 3:44pm

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2016 @ 1:20pm

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2015 @ 11:03am

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2015 @ 4:13am

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2016 @ 8:43am

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2015 @ 11:14am

Two Girls, One Stick

You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2016 @ 3:44pm

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2016 @ 2:43pm

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2015 @ 5:23am

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2016 @ 3:44pm

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2016 @ 7:35am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2015 @ 2:20pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2015 @ 1:22pm

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2015 @ 11:49am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2015 @ 5:10am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2015 @ 3:52pm

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2016 @ 2:13pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2016 @ 8:32am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2016 @ 8:17am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2016 @ 9:05am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2016 @ 3:45pm

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2016 @ 8:51am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2015 @ 12:00pm

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2015 @ 2:42pm

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2016 @ 7:10am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2016 @ 3:05pm

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2016 @ 9:02am

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2016 @ 1:31pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2015 @ 2:14pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2015 @ 12:05pm

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2016 @ 8:56am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2015 @ 1:13pm

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2016 @ 9:07am



Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.