Progres Pencapaian POSTAL 2 Nowaczek

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Didapatkan pada 26 Apr 2015 @ 9:27am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Didapatkan pada 19 Apr 2015 @ 8:04am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Didapatkan pada 26 Apr 2015 @ 9:37am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Didapatkan pada 9 Jul 2015 @ 1:09pm

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Didapatkan pada 26 Apr 2015 @ 9:48am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Didapatkan pada 19 Apr 2015 @ 8:31am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Didapatkan pada 26 Apr 2015 @ 11:04am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Didapatkan pada 8 Jul 2015 @ 7:11am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Didapatkan pada 9 Jul 2015 @ 11:48am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Didapatkan pada 10 Jul 2015 @ 3:18am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Didapatkan pada 13 Jul 2015 @ 10:54am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Didapatkan pada 7 Jul 2015 @ 7:06am

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Didapatkan pada 9 Jul 2015 @ 1:48pm

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Didapatkan pada 9 Jul 2015 @ 12:26pm

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Didapatkan pada 9 Jul 2015 @ 11:58am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Didapatkan pada 7 Jul 2015 @ 3:02pm

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Didapatkan pada 27 Apr 2015 @ 7:33am

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Didapatkan pada 8 Jul 2015 @ 6:56am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Didapatkan pada 14 Jul 2015 @ 7:25am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Didapatkan pada 7 Jul 2015 @ 10:36am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Didapatkan pada 7 Jul 2015 @ 5:52am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Didapatkan pada 10 Jul 2015 @ 2:35am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Didapatkan pada 9 Jul 2015 @ 12:17pm

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Didapatkan pada 9 Jul 2015 @ 11:58am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Didapatkan pada 26 Apr 2015 @ 9:37am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Didapatkan pada 9 Jul 2015 @ 11:44am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Didapatkan pada 27 Apr 2015 @ 6:20am

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Didapatkan pada 9 Jul 2015 @ 12:31pm

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Didapatkan pada 10 Jul 2015 @ 6:48am

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Didapatkan pada 9 Jul 2015 @ 12:37pm

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Didapatkan pada 9 Jul 2015 @ 11:49am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Didapatkan pada 19 Apr 2015 @ 8:07am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Didapatkan pada 26 Apr 2015 @ 10:14am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Didapatkan pada 19 Apr 2015 @ 8:01am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Didapatkan pada 27 Apr 2015 @ 6:08am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Didapatkan pada 27 Apr 2015 @ 6:05am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Didapatkan pada 7 Jul 2015 @ 6:25am

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Didapatkan pada 10 Jul 2015 @ 2:26am

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Didapatkan pada 9 Jul 2015 @ 12:36pm

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Didapatkan pada 9 Jul 2015 @ 1:45pm

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Didapatkan pada 7 Jul 2015 @ 3:18pm

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Didapatkan pada 26 Apr 2015 @ 10:20am

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.

Didapatkan pada 9 Jul 2015 @ 2:05pm

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Didapatkan pada 9 Jul 2015 @ 1:52pm

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

1 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

17 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

0 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30