do u fart

alcoholics dont run in my family, they drive

hey man why won't my pc start?

hey mate, as I'm sure you're aware, it's penis inspection day next week Friday, I was hoping we could catch up and get each other clean by then? kinda like a you scratch my back I'll scratch yours kinda sitch yk, except instead of scratching backs its thoroughly scrubbing each others penises. please do get back to me ASAP as I am wanting to get rid of this rash beforehand and I assume you want the same with your "little friends down there" as you so mentioned and I think we might need a couple cleaning sessions to ensure the cleanliness of our "down under" (haha!). Anyway I look forward to hearing your response and I'll catch you on monday in the office! (hopefully to discuss this further).

cheers mate have a great weekend with the missus and apologies for giving you crabs,
Gazza

What if we watched the sunset on plr_hightower

ovulating all by yourself beautiful?