A true life changer. Before i played this game, my family had left me, I had 12 cents in my bank account, and stranded off of the coast of Antarctica.

Then, it happened.

It was a rainy tueseday, February 31st, browsing the steam library. Then the holiness dawned upon me. The greatest game in all of existence.

G A R F I E L D K A R T

After I had purchased this product, my life turned around for good. I met my best friend, Bill Cosby. I am now the CEO of Apple, Microsoft, and even Steam. I rose up through the ranks and am now the vice president of Mexico.

Buy this game, you wont regret it.

UPDATE: nevermind