It just blows me away they hand out PHDs like this because some old Boomer "peer" reviews it and deems it worthy.

There have been far better "papers" and factoids written on 4chan that far surpass anything academia has ever published. This is what happens when the old medieval system of education gets outpaced by technology that allows just about anyone to add to the collective knowledge pool of humanity, rather than just a select few elite with exclusive access to all knowledge. What ends up standing out is the message, not the person or his hierarchy.

Your books are worthless. Memes are the new weapons of knowledge and truth. I've studied for over a decade on here, I have thousands of images that actually get to the point and add to the overall human knowledge base. Your doctorate paper will never, ever, have the same reach as my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and it feels good to know that.

For me personally, romantic MetaKirby just feels wrong. I always viewed MK as a sort of father figure/mentor, so my bias against this type of ship is strong, and it's only compounded further by the fact that Kirby is often depicted as a small child, which just makes things more awkward, but different strokes I guess. I prefer platonic mostly, but I don't hate people who do it romantically.

ouss2ps: what does POG Means i dont speak english very well thx guys !

spyglas_: i sucked pac mans ♥♥♥♥ once

FailFish cant beleive people think thtas a pasta. like holy crap chat, just because something is so well written and longer than the usual braindead twtich message, doesnt mean its a pasta. like wow

Mango is someone who constantly drinks and does whatever he wants and doesn’t care about anything. People like him are extremely dangerous. During the Smash Ultimate Invitational some Smash players were scared of what he would do at the Invitational— more so even when he made a tweet saying he isn’t gonna be invited back. He took pleasure in giving the idea that he did something wild that could have destroyed everything. Why should anyone allow this history of recklessness? But it gets a pass because Melee said so.

stop playing these jims and do like ZeRo and play actual elite smashers. What's even these guys' GSP anyways??? This is why you always get behind, Nairo. Smash 4 all over again.

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MoonMoon subs in all my streams spamming these stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ emotes. I swear they're all 12 year old kids who subbed to this goofy ass mother ♥♥♥♥♥♥ (who's not even good at the game, just a decent tank player who gets carried) with their mom's credit cards they stole. If I see one more ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ purple face I think I'm going to scream. My AGDQ chat experience has been ruined time and time again by these spammers and frankly, I'm getting tired of it.

I think it's alright to be upset that a character you wanted turned out to be an Assist Trophy but isn't it cool that they're at least in the game? Isaac was flat out cut from Smash 4 but he's back for Ultimate - and looks damn cool too!

You friended me like a month ago, I just didnt care about looking at any of this til now, Also these be some damn weird account comments, Praise Stalin, Bush Did 9/11

Think about it. If you ♥♥♥♥ a girl, you are touching the ♥♥♥♥ juices of every guy she has ever been with. Plus, girls like ♥♥♥♥♥, and everyone knows that's hella gay. So the solution would be to ♥♥♥♥ guys instead, right?

Wrong.

If two guys have sex, it is 100% gay since you are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ a guy who likes getting ♥♥♥♥♥♥, which is gay as ♥♥♥♥, making you gay for ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ another gay. Now, if only you had a way to ♥♥♥♥ straight guys...

Except you do. See, if you dress up as a chick and convince a straight guy to have sex with you, you'll be having straight sex, with someone who doesn't like ♥♥♥♥ in the slightest. But for that, you must hide your male side from him at all costs, otherwise you will instantly turn gay.

That's why traps are the only people who aren't gay.

IS vuelve a cagarla!

Como ya es de costumbre, los hijos de perra de Intelligent Systems no saben hacer una puta mierda bien y han vuelto a cagar otro banner agregando a otra puta zorra que ya recibió alt este año, que no se cansan de ser tan imbéciles? De ser tan retrasados? Todo iba bien, 3 unidades sin alt pero entonces agregan a esta asquerosa bazofia inmunda y la cagan, y aún peor, 3 de las 4 unidades acorazadas, claro! Gracias IS lo que ocupabamos, mas acorazados basura con stats rotos para llenar aun mas de mierda tus modos "competitivos", hijos de puta, bastardos no es posible ser tan imbécil pero IS demuestra la infinita estupidez humana señores es hora de marchar a Kyoto y pedir explicaciones esto en un ruso

So i was in my algebra class wearing the fit in the pic and there was this cute girl in the row in front of me (I opened the door for her once and said hi but I don't think she heard me) and she dropped her pencil so i picked it up for her. She finally saw me and was like "WOWWWW THANK YOU SOOO MUCH". (She didnt say that out loud but i bet she thought that) And i was like "There you go madam! At your service any time!" and she just looked at me for a second and said thanks really quiet. (I didnt really hear her so i said what and she said thanks louder) Then later i kept stretching out really long in my chair so my foot would reach under her desk so she could see my awesome cuffed wide pants with a variation of texture leading to the shoe. I dont think she noticed so i kept pretending to accidentally kick her desk a few times and then she was like "can you stop kicking my desk" I pretended not to hear her and be asleep. Do you guys think she likes me?? I really want sex

Awakening is sexy chess with teams of fantasy hotties begging to share squares

Am i the only one that wishes Undertale was true??
And like, all the characters and "monsters" exist?
And the whole storie and all?

tbh no, I havent had one of those really big satisfying ♥♥♥♥♥ in quite some time. It is always this little pathetic beta turd and I never feel satisfied or that I am cleared out.

Keep that weeb ♥♥♥♥ out of my face, I only play real Fire Emblem games like Awakening and Doki Doki Literature Club

Gru is the most powerful being in the universe and heres why:
First according to the height of a Minion (which is 3.5 feet on average) Gru is 4 minions tall, which means he is a godly size of 14 feet tall. Second if any of you remember the original Despicable Me, you Know there is a scene when Vector kidnaps the three girls and shoots a series of heat-seeking misses at Gru, he then dodge them all. According to the speed of an average ballistic missile (1900 mph) and the size of the missile according to his ankle size, Gru can perceive and move at such a speed that the missiles only move 9.5 miles per hour, 0.5% of their original speed. Plus after this Gru punches a shark and it is paralyzed meaning its spine is probably shattered, to remind you it would require a force greater than 3,000 newtons to fracture the spine. That’s equal to the impact created by a 500-pound car crashing into a wall at 30 miles per hour. I rest my case.

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Fun fact: the "somebody" referred to in the first line of Smash Mouth's "All Star" is in fact Lewyn, as the band was actually fronted by one Bishop August. The song was composed for the intro sequence of the American edition of Thracia 776, which underwent a series of localization changes that resulted in it hardly raising the series' brand recognition when it was ultimately released as the film Shrek. Frustration with this process engendered great resentment on the part of Shouzou Kaga, who felt the IP he founded suffered from mismanagement in the hands of the companies that owned it, prompting his departure from Nintendo and Intelligent Systems. My uncle works at Nintendo and has verified all the preceding.

Thank you for your snarky, passive aggressive, prejudiced remark. Hope I never have to see your replies ever again. Because yours was one I could do without. Hope you have fun living with a character like yourself. You and the people who upvotes and supports your comment. But then again, what did I expect from a person who uses FE6 Bartre as his flair, clearly flagging himself as a FE6 circlejerker. People like you are the ones that makes fandoms like these all wrong. You just proven to me that you and your ilk in liking FE6 are terrible. I guess I have no qualms anymore for liking a few girls from FE6 just for their waifu eyecandy sellpoints rather than character. If it attracts people like you.

I once had a dream I was playing and there were two newcomers. Dry Bones and I ♥♥♥♥ you not, Home Depot was playable. I don't even know why

Most importantly of all, of course, is the ♥♥♥♥ armor. The sheer, massive size of Alm's phallic piece inform the player of the massive size of what must be underneath. Needless to say, Celica must be a very happy gal, because countless men and women have fantasized about getting smashed by a dong as big as what Alm's clearly rocking. We must pay our respects to Alm because no other man in the game, series, or real life can live up to the expectations set by the absolute size of the lad.

Hear me, and rejoice. You are about to die at the hand of the children of Thanos. Be thankful, that your meaningless lives are now contributed to the balance.Soon, you will have the great privilege of being saved by the great titan. Some of you may think this is suffering... no! It is salvation. The universal scales... tip toward balance because of your impending sacrifice. Smile... for even in death, you will have become children of Thanos!

I think its ok to assume someone knows the english language since uts the worldlanguage. But germans... These ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, selfish germans assume everyone on this world should be speaking german so they can annoy people outside of germany. Also french people dont even try to learn english... (As always im not talking about every german and every french so dont be a butthurt bout it)

You might be thinking "That's not much different from Melee Mario", and you would be an idiot. This is unique because of where he's looking. Mario's ♥♥♥♥ stuffing face isn't looking at a cartoonish turtle lizard, it's looking into your soul.

James Nielssen told The Daily Dot “Waluigi thicc af,” which we’re still trying to understand

It is no longer possible to 'Try for Baby' with the Grim Reaper.

Man, these graphics are such a ripoff of Jimmy Neutron

I kissed her again. But not on her cheek, on her lips. Her eyes widened, but they closed just as quick. 'Home freakin' run!'. We stayed like that for a solid minute. It was an extremely passionate kiss. I've finally released her wrists and we got back to work.

I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Critical. That perfect, curvy body. Those bountiful breasts. The child bearing hips of a literal god. It honestly ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hurts knowing that I'll never mate with him, pass my genes through him, and have him birth a set of perfect offspring. I'd do ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ANYTHING for the chance to get Critical pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bear.

Gee, I wish I had a genderbent version of myself to marry. We'd always get along and never fight and it would be super weird but hey, the perfect marriage is always super weird.

Sorry, WTF is with that guy on the left? He has the creepiest look on his face and he pops up all over the internet. The most notable case being during a very weird bit of hentia. It was a weird scene and then all of the sudden he pops up from the ground, winks, does that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ smile, and goes back into the ground. Every time I think of him I think of that weird hentai. Sorry for making a random big deal out of this but I need answers.

This is not a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I am from Saudi Arabia. It is normal for men to marry children here. Muhammad (PBUH) did it as well. You can Google it yourself.

As a Muslim from Saudi Arabia, I was pleased to see Bride Sanaki in Fire Emblem Heroes, because I am a fan of Sanaki and I see it as something that is normal.

LMAO What a fool. You seem lost kid. Go suck some Naruto ♥♥♥♥♥ anywhere but here. Go suck some Boruto ♥♥♥♥♥ while you're at it too Narutard lowlife. Your comment is the most stupid thing I've read all week. I really see no connection between Kono Suba and Naruto to even compare the two of them. Real Naruto fans don't go forum to forum advertising how big/small Naruto's ♥♥♥♥ is.....

At the center of its ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ so that the Hazelnut math which describes the universe as we know it stops to give a direction not /s

S L A P

Sigurd We talked a while, Avis and Avis, Avis was killed, and decided to take it, he told her he was considered a traitor, he was a prince, and Marcus (he, father Byron's litter is also charged with innocence, no doubt. Important, bring enough time Dierdeli, only Sigurd Dierdeer suspected against it (it was removed, and remembered it in Part III) shocked to know Xigeerde. Arvis burns with Sigurd Walflam. Although Sigurd's missile-bomb attacks were bombed by Meteor, but surrounded by Royal Guards, some of his forces were inevitable.

I'm muffins! i'm a dog that is in LOVE with cats! That's right! I know it sounds crazy because floofy doogos aren't supposed to breed with sassy kitties but I grew up with them and have just never really wanted anything to do with other puppers. It just feels so good to be a big strong dog loving a slender and fragile kitty! I can't help myself! Their long tail seductively swishing effortlessly through the air... I'm getting too excited now! I need to go to the park! I'm going to go play now

I don’t care how gross this is, I legit keep a bottle in my gaming area to pee in so I can avoid quitting early on someone

Edit: I use a bucket for my poop does that make it better Edit: Lol you guys are nuts if you believe I’m crapping and pissing in my game room

Would this even be legal in competitive play? Is it legal to suck your teammate mid set?

Younger sister? I prefer precious cinnamon roll

It's crazy how big his balls are to go for those, they're so easy to miss

Yeah, I just replayed them. I think the former is just him trying to be nice about Lucina's ♥♥♥♥♥♥ egg, and aside from that last line he seems pretty into it.

Can someone explain wat tod is? I have a full time job and get ♥♥♥♥♥ so yea can someone explain?

I am in fact a virgin, but that’s been a personal choice. I bet I’ve had more attractive women approach me for sex then the poster of the meme, and I find it distasteful to make fun of people who struggle to find a partner. That’s right, I could have been a “chad” but I choose to abstain so that when I do get married and have children I will have the will power to keep faithful. And believe me it hasn’t been an easy choice by any means.

Dont u talk to him that way bitc

nur ur bad

dont u talk to him that way bitc