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gud

monki make baloon go pop make me go hehe, yas gud

I have never been this bored and i have to work a 9 to 5 for 5 Days of the week.
I would've rather preferred watching paint dry. Not even friends were able to make me not die of boredom.
What does Phasmophobia stand for, the fear of dying from Boredom?
Literally A Video in the bottom left corner of a dripping faucet would've made this game at least 1% interesting.
If you hid crucial Secret information in this game it will never be found because the game is too boring so anyone that looks deeper into this game falls asleep immediately.

0/10, my mom died of boredom and she is in the other room

still great

great game if you have patience

Great game and Great Game Mechanics. It's fun to just try building random machines and to see what happens.
I hear they'll add chainsaws and stuff. Man that's gonna be a whole new experience.

Overly Happy with my purchase.
Would Recommend.

One of the worst games on steam. The community is toxic. The game is utter fps stutter garbage that looks like 💩 after someone stepped in it. The devs deserve the electric stool for making this piece of 💩 game. Everyone who likes playing rust is either mentally ill or H.P Lovecraft. ♥♥♥♥ you Facepunch Studios and ♥♥♥♥ you Valve for not having a quality check on games that can be sold on Steam. (凸 ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)凸

Edit 1: Nvm just remembered they made Garrys Mod. sry Facepunch studios.
The game mechanics and looks are pretty good its just that the community has changed and thats not such a bad thing. New people get to play the game and it is a hardcore survival sim. So yeah back in the day it was Sims with real people. But now its just Kill or get killed. If you dont have teammates its gonna be even harder. If you like raging and putting alot of effort into nothing then yes this is a good game but otherwise no.

Edit 2: This game makes you want to take a knife and drive to the guys house that killed you, then tie him to a chair and slowly cut his arms and legs open until blood is flowing down his body. Then unskin him and push a hook through his jaw and hang him from the ceiling. After that It makes you want to shoot nails into his body with a nailgun until he dies but before that it makes you want to cut open his eyeballs and smear ♥♥♥♥ into his eyesockets. Overall great experience.

Amazing Game with a great learning curve

Cant Live up to the Hype. Sonic was never good, Its just always been the thing everyone made gay fanart of. Thats the only reason he ever got popular. The first stages are really gayli made and you can see that alot of transexuals had to work on this ♥♥♥♥♥♥ piece of ♥♥♥♥. The Studio level is the most ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ level in the whole game since you need to jump over big anal dildos the developers stuffed up their own and theyre really big so you cant dodge them. Sonic shouldve stayed where he was and that is on deviantart getting ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ by knuckles and tails.

great game, pleasant experience so far.
nice community and way better than h1z1.

few bugs but in the end still early access.