Recent reviews by (not) Y2K Compliant

You are Gerald of Nvidia. Scholar, gentleman, adventurer. Slayer of monsters and bedder of maidens (and that one time where you bed monster maiden).

Witcher is one of those diamond in the rough type games. Has its flaws, mainly combat related but the quality of the voice acting, dialogue and atmosphere are of such quality you find it easy to overlook them.

Story is the highlight of this game. Captivating in a way only a good fiction novel can. Characters have personality, decisions you chose in game have weight and you will find yourself wanting to progress just to find out how the next plot point will develop.

Gameplay you will get 25-30hrs out of it in a single playthough though with the branching storyline you can get at least 2 solid playthoughs without it getting dull.

All in all i give it 8.5 drowner brains out of 10

This game is about being a giant ♥♥♥♥ to everyone, all the time. Seriously I decided beforehand i was going to play this game as a white knight and I was still a total ♥♥♥♥. Strangely enough the arch-nemesis is a really cool guy, I wish we could have hung out more.

Also at one point, you get attacked by the ginyu force...
they even do the pose.

9 Malachite Gems out of 10