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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 1:04pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 9:29am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 11:01am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 4:24pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 11:22am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 8:49pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 8:53pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 7:50pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 11:40pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 11:22am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 4:00pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 8:26pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 6:14am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 12:26pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 12:29pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 12:32pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 8:08pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 8:45am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 11:49am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 3:49pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 12:02pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 4:42pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 11:43am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 9:49pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 9:49pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 9:49pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 12:08pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 12:29pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 9:46am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 2:00pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 11:14am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 8:08pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 1:01pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 8:42am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 12:27pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 12:27pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 9:13am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 2:00pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 12:32pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 11:02am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 9:33pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 8:08pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 1:21pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 10:50pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 12:32pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 11:32am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 1:35pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 3:49pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 9:01pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 8:33am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 11:10am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 1:24pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 8:39am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 11:54am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 12:28pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 12:55pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 8:44pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 8:33am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 6:42pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 7:01am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 6:41am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 8:10am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 12:31pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 4:45pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 2:25pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 11:04pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 8:08pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 3:50pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 9:05am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 12:50pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 10:26pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 1:24pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 8:40am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 10:22am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 3:07pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 8:40am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 12:08am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 6:44pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 11:42pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 6:22pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 8:39am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 7:57pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:03pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 12:01pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 8:57pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 4:00pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 12:05pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 8:28am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 6:16pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 2:59pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 4:48am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 8:08pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 8:24am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 6:34pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 12:28pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 9:50pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 1:25pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 8:13pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 8:09pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 5:41pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 7:58pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 6:41am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 7:23am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 9:16am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 2:55pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 11:23am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 6:40am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 10:22am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 11:26am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 5:39pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 5:47pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 10:48am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 3:18pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 9:12am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 11:45pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 12:42am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 2:49am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 7:53pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 9:24pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 11:48pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 11:16am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 11:28am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 11:41am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 11:53am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 12:05pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 12:30pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 5:59pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 6:10pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 6:46pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 11:28am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 11:26am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 8:32am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 5:38pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 8:43am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 7:31am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 9:15am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 9:31am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 11:44am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 12:00pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:03pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 11:42pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 7:26am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 10:27am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:09pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:59pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 10:53am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 11:41am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 12:59pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 4:07pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 12:30pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 8:08pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 5:17pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 1:24pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 8:37am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 7:55pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 9:33am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 11:42am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 1:29pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 8:39am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 7:58pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 10:57am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 1:33pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 12:43pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 9:10am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 6:41am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 7:14am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 8:35am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 9:06am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 12:21pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:40pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:44pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 2:06pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 2:31pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 2:20pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 2:40pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 2:31pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 3:04pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 3:50pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 3:12pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 4:30pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 4:31pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 4:34pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 9:49pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 1:31pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 8:05am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 7:58pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 9:16am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 4:01pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 7:56pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 7:58pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 6:41am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 7:15am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 9:15am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 11:24am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 11:59am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 12:44pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:37pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:37pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:38pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 4:01pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 9:18am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 11:41am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:02pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:32pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:44pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 3:05pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 5:47pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 5:49pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 1:29pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 11:41pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 8:33am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 8:48am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 12:29pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 5:35pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 6:15am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 7:15am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 9:15am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 11:01am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 11:50am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 4:31pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 1:30pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 8:28pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 8:38am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 3:09pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 11:41am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 11:32am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 4:12pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 6:43am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 8:27am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 9:15am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 9:19am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 11:47am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 12:31pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:33pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:37pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:37pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 3:21pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 3:35pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 5:48pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 9:52pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 9:52pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 11:20am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 10:34am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 11:10am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 8:42am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 7:13pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 6:14am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 4:21pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:20pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:32pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:40pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 2:30pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 4:27pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 4:59am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 4:31pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 9:20am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 11:41am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 12:06pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:03pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:33pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:33pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 3:21pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 3:23pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 5:50pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 6:15pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 7:01pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 4:00pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 4:31pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 6:52pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 4:30pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 3:45pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 4:34pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 6:26pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 7:38pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 2:44pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 4:48am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 5:15pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 7:35pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 8:22pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 8:36pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 5:16pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:57pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 6:50am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 7:59pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 11:50am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2024 @ 12:25pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2022 @ 6:55am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 10:57am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2023 @ 7:46pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 6:22am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2024 @ 8:23pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 6:55am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 11:52am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2024 @ 5:39pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2024 @ 5:26am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 2:27pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 5:52pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 8:04pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 12:52pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 8:13am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 11:41am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:37pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 3:21pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 6:06pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 6:05pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 12:55pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 4:48pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 7:14pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2024 @ 8:01pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 8:45pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 11:44am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:33pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 3:21pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:02pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:33pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:33pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:38pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 3:21pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 3:39pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 5:50pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 6:26pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 4:00pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 4:31pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 4:49am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 4:24pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 5:52pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 2:54pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 3:21pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 3:33pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 5:50pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 7:01pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 5:00am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 4:00pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 4:49am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 8:36pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 5:35pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 9:32am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 7:13pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 6:36pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 4:36pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 6:06pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 2:44pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 4:03pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 8:36pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 4:48pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 10:16am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 5:41pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 8:46pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 8:43am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 6:50pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2024 @ 2:22am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 5:01am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 3:41pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 8:05am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:54pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 3:10pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 6:52pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 6:03am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 11:39am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 3:57am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 6:07am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 8:24am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 11:41am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 6:34am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 10:23pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 4:16pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 5:00am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 5:48pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 5:49pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 7:03pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 4:13pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 7:27pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 4:49am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 4:24pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 9:18am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 10:00am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 6:36pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 3:59pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 6:35pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 6:36pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 10:58pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 8:24pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 9:16am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 12:06pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:33pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 3:34pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 4:59am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 4:49am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 9:17am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 4:25am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:43pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:02pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 5:21pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 6:03am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 5:55am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 8:39am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 12:09pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 4:49am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 11:22am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 8:51am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 12:29pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 8:10am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 11:44am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:33pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 3:22pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 6:06pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 4:49am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 8:58am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 8:46am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 3:06pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 8:14am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:28pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 7:07pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 7:13pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2024 @ 10:04am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 2:27pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 4:43am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 4:41pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 11:31am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 6:09pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 7:42am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 8:20am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 8:39am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2024 @ 5:56am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 9:47am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2023 @ 7:51pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2023 @ 7:51pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 7:18am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 8:25am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2023 @ 7:50pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2023 @ 4:23pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 3:05pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 1:07pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 7:16pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 3:06pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 8:25am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 9:31am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 8:36am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 9:25pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 11:43am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 8:08am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 4:49am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 4:00pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 4:49am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 7:50pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 8:37pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 7:44am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 9:18am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 7:25am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 3:50pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 6:35pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 6:36pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 12:26pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 6:28am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 6:40pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2022 @ 1:29pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 4:36pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 1:30pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 5:29am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 8:31pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 5:15pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 9:17am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 12:00pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 10:15am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 4:25am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 6:36pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 3:06pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 6:40pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 6:45pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 7:55am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 7:55am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 4:36pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 8:37am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2023 @ 9:31pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 7:01am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 11:23am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:03pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 3:18pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 5:47pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 4:31pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 4:20pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 6:07am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 3:57am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 6:40pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 7:56am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2023 @ 12:04pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 9:24pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:34pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 9:16pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 6:26am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2023 @ 7:44am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 10:22am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 4:49am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 11:41am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 3:26pm

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2024 @ 6:33pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 10:15am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 5:01pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 9:55am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 1:02pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2023 @ 6:38am

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2023 @ 8:03pm

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 10:27pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 12:28pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 12:33pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 12:24pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 12:08pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 7:31am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 1:32pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 12:56pm

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2024 @ 12:00am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2022 @ 12:24pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 8:13am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:51pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:51pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:51pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:51pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:51pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:51pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:51pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 4:41am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 8:24am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 11:41am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 6:34am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 7:40pm

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 7:29pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:51pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:51pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 7:16pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2022 @ 5:36pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:50pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:50pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:50pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:50pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 6:35pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 6:36pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 12:26pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 6:40pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 7:56am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 7:56am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 5:24pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 6:00pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 9:31am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2023 @ 5:34pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 8:38pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 6:08pm

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2023 @ 12:23pm

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 5:21am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:50pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:34pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:34pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:50pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:50pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2022 @ 7:02pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 9:02pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 12:18am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 8:20am

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2023 @ 9:09pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:25pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2023 @ 8:27pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 3:41pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 11:00am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 9:58am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:34pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:34pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:34pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:34pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:34pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:34pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:34pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:34pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:34pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:34pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 7:54am

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 1:07pm

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2024 @ 6:32pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:34pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:34pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:34pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:51am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:25pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:25pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:25pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:25pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:35pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:35pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:35pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:36pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:44pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:26pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:55pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 6:14pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 12:56pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 3:40pm

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 7:38pm

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2024 @ 7:14pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:25pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:25pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 7:17pm

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 10:02pm



Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
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Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked