Recent reviews by Dock Frottem

This game is rather disappointingly like having a poo on a lift; same ♥♥♥♥, different story.



and no, it doesn't get better

good game but buggy as balls

only 5 minutes in and the game's already telling me i've killed someone when i clearly haven't

totally ♥♥♥♥♥♥ my non-lethal run so it's a 5/10 from me i'm afraid

GOD MADE ME UNFINISHED

My friend on DevientArt bought me this for my 30th birthday and I have to say, this game is the ultimate kawaii experience. I've fapped to it at least 20 times now and I am now learning Japanese on Rosetta Stone thanks to this game. A true eye opening experience, at least until my mom came in with dinner.

10/10 almost as good as attack on titan

Naruto is overrated,
Dongus McTrilby

fix the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ doors

Want a fun way to experience flying without weeks of learning?

Jump out of a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ window, it's probably more fun than this sack of ♥♥♥♥.