Recent reviews by NorganGMG

10/10 What every other RPG wishes to be

The game that converts femboys into men.

I mean, you come home from your 9 to 5 to work another 8 hours as a trucker, what more do you want from life at this point?

10/10 How to reskin already released game and sell it for 60€

Launched into space by jumping on Skeletron's head 11/10 would do again

11/10 Game, reached plat in less then 50 rankeds played, too ez, stopped playing cause of bad teammates xd

11/10 -> Wouldnt buy again

2018 - 1/10 its got ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up hard

2024 - Like how do they even manage to ♥♥♥♥ it up even more then it already was.

MOFO peeks and the Thriller music comes on. Ey you thought you are behind a wall? Enemy transforms into a Scorpion - GET OVER HERE and that ♥♥♥♥ teleports you even though you were behind a wall, like huh?

But dont worry boys, we got new shiny skins. Daaamn ♥♥♥♥ shines so much I CANNOT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SEE FROM THE REFLECTIONS.

But hey, only multimillion tournaments are played on this game.

And don't forget about the new Premier. Top players are either 95% winrate on 30k elo (truly skilled non cheating specimens) or a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 30% winrate with 28k elo.

HOW????????? How the ♥♥♥♥ can you be on top of the ladder with 30% winrate, mofo is getting what 8k elo for a win?

The whole game became a joke..

-VAC? Non-existent
-Clean players? Non-existent
-128tick? Non-existent
-Subtick working as it should? Oh yeah, GET OVER HERE ♥♥♥♥ THE WALL!

Rather have the sometimes non-registered hits then this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ they released as a moneygrab because of the new shiny skins... uuuuuuuuuuuu shiny emeralds brothers.. ♥♥♥♥ that..