🚫 Not here for simps, flirts, or anyone else confusing Steam with a dating app.
Please keep the cringe in your quickbuy, your thirst in the river, and your weird-ass energy in the Dire jungle where it belongs.
If you’re clicking through profiles hoping to find your quirky gamer soulmate, congratulations—you’re not just lost, you’re in the wrong genre.

I’m here to misclick, tilt silently, and throw questionable spells—not flirt with strangers who think saying “hello m’lady” is an acceptable opener.