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Ryan   North Carolina, United States
 
 
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human ♥♥♥♥♥, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human ♥♥♥♥. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take ♥♥♥♥ all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
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meow 2 Apr @ 5:59pm 
Oh Ryan, my favorite frag,
You steal my heart with every lag.
From Dust II nights to Vertigo days,
I crave your touch in all the ways.

Your aim might whiff, your strats a mess,
But playing with you? Pure happiness.
I long to hold you, warm and tight,
Like I clutch my AWP in a clutch-fight.

You make me laugh, you make me moan—
But sometimes love needs help of its own.
So don’t be shy, take the hint,
Pop that blue pill, give it a sprint.

You’re my teammate, my king, my thrill,
Let’s rush B—and Netflix and chill.
meow 26 Jan @ 1:11pm 
+rep carried me
mai' 22 Jan @ 5:20pm 
the best boy~
meow 14 Feb, 2024 @ 4:50am 
@chuck are you saying that you had ur pp close to a child’s face on the cover of the dvd up?
Don 13 Feb, 2024 @ 10:47am 
Earlier today I was really horny, and I saw what I thought to be a blank DVD. I thought, DVDs have a tight hole, they might feel pretty good. So I put my soft pp into the hole of the DVD, and for a few seconds as I started getting harder, it felt pretty good, but then, once I was fully erect, it started being painful. My pp was stuck in the DVD, and I had to break it in half to get if out. It was then when I flipped the broken DVD over and realized that it was not a blank DVD, but a copy of the Pixar movie Up..
Don 9 Feb, 2024 @ 8:37pm 
This player is just alright. Just needs to work on communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, economy management, teamplay, awp flicks, smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, bunny hopping, spray control and his overall fragging ability. 3.2/10 recommend