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I once got on the bus, and i thanked the bus driver, as his work was just what i needed to bus. Now, some guy sat next to me and asked immediately if i was gay. I love BBC up my ass, so i said i was. He then started having a harsh makeout with me, but i liked it, so i started kissing him back. Everyone on the bus watched in awe as I kissed this random bloke. He then took down his pants and i blew him. Someone threw up on the spot seeing me give this black man head. When the bus driver arrived at my destination the man offered me an invite to his house. I am now currently in bed with him and we are about to go to the peak of the event ong

This guy performed an African elongation ritual and got ridiculous results.

Him and his hot wife went to Kenya a couple of years ago only to discover that native plants gave every local humongous penises.

The Maasai tribe, renowned in the scientific community for their unique 16 inches dongs and their well protected elongation method, gave this dude an extra 3 inches in the first few weeks after.

No wonder Porn stars are being put to shame.

Impressed by the results, he became friends with a few of the elders of the tribe and managed to learn their secrets while performing the ritual a couple extra times, with the same incredible results.

He stopped at 9,2 inches.

You'll probably wish to check it out for yourself...

Just be responsible with this delicate info.

This ritual has created some monsters since it has been reproduced - around 112,000 to be more precise.

Ha, ha, ha. Okay Matthew, jokes up. Stop PRETENDING you like boobs, we all know you don't. You'll sit there with your glass of red wine, wearing a pair of decently expensive shades, a little bit of your muscular chest showing through your tight button up shirt and you expect ALL of us to just what, kneel? I asked Gerald what he thinks, he said "Matthew wouldn't know what boobs we're if they smacked him in the teeth". And I couldn't help but just laugh, because he's right? You're pathetic, and we all know it. The jokes up.

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Stop sending screen shots of your hunny pop snuff scenes bro... I DONT CARE