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GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA

A few years ago in the town of Middlebury Oregon, there was a man named Joseph Woodstock. He liked to be called Joey. He was a nice fellow, with a few close friends. The local ladies who saw him sometimes bowling at the local Bowl-o-Rama Bowling Alley said he was pleasant on the eyes. He was a nice guy to be around, and a very pleasant conversationalist. He knew all the right things to say, and never seemed to be on anyone's bad side. He never had a run in the with local police, and was very straight and narrow. He owned an auto parts store in town. the shop being one of only 2 auto places in town was profitable, leaving Joey to skip the 9 to 5 grind, and have plenty of free time to pursue more leisurly activities. Joey was American as apple pie, and loving life to the fullest. He did have a girlfriend, whom he had even asked to marry him recently. She gladly accepted. Joey's life seemed set.

Joey was a good wholesome average man, with lots to live for. Which is why none of the rest of this makes sense...

On the night of September 14th, 2012, Joey was last seen sitting outside of his 2 story home, on his steps. A neighbor recalls seeing Joey through her window across the street. Joey appeared to be shaking, wearing only what appeared to be a towel, shorts (possibly boxers), and no shoes on. He looked a mess. The neighbor went downstairs, and when she went out of her door to see if Joey was okay, he was gone. She went to his front door and rang the doorbell, but there was no answer.

2 days later, Joey's body was found outside of town washed up in a riverbed.

Police say there was no signs of foul play, and it appeared that he had commited suicide by jumping off a bridge located further upstream, breaking his neck on impact. None of this made sense. This man, whom was recently engaged and not in any trouble financially or otherwise, took his own life? This made no sense at all.

Police searched his home and found no evidence of foul play. When they searched his den, the lights were flickering off and on, with a faint humming coming from a computer fan. The computer had been left on. Maybe there were clues here? One officer walked up to the computer desk, and touched the mouse enough to get the computer out of sleep mode. what he saw haunted him. A few seconds later, the computer monitor sparked, and then it shut off. It had died. As well as the computer with it.

Haunted by what he had seen, officer Henry King mentioned none of this to other officers, and left what he had seen on the screen out of his report.

4 days later, Henry King was found dead in his apartment. He had hung himself the night before.

On his computer monitor it flickered off and on. DC Universe™ Online Free-To-Play. Your Way®. Scribbled on a notepad also on his desk, in almost illegible hand writing was a small message: "Abandon all hope ye who enter here"

Okay, let's get started.
Poker Night 2 combines all different characters from games in a match of hold em' or ohama. That's it, TellTale?
Well, here's the point. This game dosen't feel 'complete' in an any way. If you're blaming the now technological standards, go play Watch Dogs when it comes out. What I'm saying here is this game isn't complete. If a game dosen't feel complete to me, I wouldn't like it that much. Away from the flaws, this game has good graphics and I like the way you win rewards for TF2 and BL2.
You see, the original came out alot of days before, and it was nearly at the top of the awesomeness meter. But the only reason why the original did it is because it was 'the first game to combine famous characters in a game session we like' and 'the rewards are awesome because you can get them in TF2' and so on. It WOULD be so-so if I didn't care that much, but I felt like writing reviews today. If you just want the items, get the game. If you ever see me playing this, it's because I want to get the items for TF2 and BL2.

Humpty

Do you believe in magic in a young girl's heart
How the music can free her, whenever it starts
And it's magic, if the music is groovy
It makes you feel happy like an old-time movie
I'll tell you about the magic, and it'll free your soul
But it's like trying to tell a stranger 'bout rock and roll

If you believe in magic don't bother to choose
If it's jug band music or rhythm and blues
Just go and listen it'll start with a smile
It won't wipe off your face no matter how hard you try
Your feet start tapping and you can't seem to find
How you got there, so just blow your mind

If you believe in magic, come along with me
We'll dance until morning 'til there's just you and me
And maybe, if the music is right
I'll meet you tomorrow, sort of late at night
And we'll go dancing, baby, then you'll see
How the magic's in the music and the music's in me

Yeah, do you believe in magic
Yeah, believe in the magic of a young girl's soul
Believe in the magic of rock and roll
Believe in the magic that can set you free
Ohh, talking 'bout magic

Do you believe like I believe Do you believe in magic
Do you believe like I believe Do you believe, believer
Do you believe like I believe Do you believe in magic

Guess what you can do instead of a heart transplant? Brutally killing the paitent!

What fun!

Now, this third person shooter (meleer) has that 1980's feeling and also that violent feeling. The music feels like a trip...

11/10 have my babies

Wow, there's flying ♥♥♥♥♥, porn, Super Mario Bros, deathrun, roleplay and...so much stuff.

BUY IT NOW ♥♥♥

Alright, this time I'm going deep. Why? Because this is number 2 on my 'MOST ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BEST GAME LIST'. Like the prequel, this game combines the FPS and RPG genres. That's why this was such a sucessful game.

First, you first have the balanced loot. You see, some raging kid who plays cod everyday tries this game, beats a Monglet and is grounded from the computer because he was screaming at the computer too much because he didn't get an 'orange weapon'. Basically what I'm saying is that early in the game, you don't get too much praise by the game. This is like life, but reversed.

Second, It's the creativity. At Gearbox, the idea team's brains must be on fire for overfilling epic ideas.
Let's take this one back to 2010 for a minute. First, they would come up with a (kind of) companion. Claptrap was soon made after. Claptrap is a kind of funny and idiotic robot who always messes up.
That makes me more inspired in Gearbox's next games.

Last, the flaws. All right. The most OBVIOUS ONE EVER is the community. I think you know why.
Also, teh transitioning from Hyperion being a gleeful seller to guns and making robots to kill you to a new hated leader (Handsome Jack) and more overpowered robots. Take Hyperius the Invincible for a chance. We know that he's supposed to be kind of invincible, but Gearbox got away with rising his difficulty. When you're in Ultimate Vault Hunter Mode and fight Hyperius, well, let's just say he's legit invincible.

In short, I would TOTALLY recommend this game. And all it's upcoming sequels. I know the sequels will be good.

Humpty

It does say 01 best action game IN THE WORLD. So It's a great game. Still lotsa' bugs n' stuff, but It's okay.