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I'd eat this dudes ass

Omg hai I’m shippo-san and I absolutely luuuv @__@ anime <3 and my fav is naurto!!! Okies so anyways, im going to tell you about the BEST day of my life when I met my hot husband jay!! <33 OMFGZ HE WAS SOO FREAKIN KAWAII IN PERSON!!! ^___^ When I walked onto Tokyo I looked up and saw…JAY!!!! <3333!!!! “YASS MY HUSBANDO!” I yelled n____n then he turned chibi then un-chibi!! he looked at me [O.O] and then he saw how hot I am *_* he grabbed my ♥♥♥ and winked ~_^ then pulled me behind a pocky shop o_o and started to kiss me!!!!!! [OMG!!! HIS TOUNGE TASTED LIKE RAMEN!!! RLY!! >.< ] then I saw some baka fat ♥♥♥♥♥ watching us and I could tell she was undressing him with her eyes!!! JUST OMG!!! (ò_ó)] so I yelled “BACK OFF MY DADDY JAY!!! (ò_ó)” then sasuke held me close =^= and said he would only ever love me and kissed me again!!!!!!! ** (O)/ then we went to his apartment and banged all night long and made 42 babies and they all became ninjas!!!!! Nyaaaaa!!! (^_<) -rep

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