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you get coin you kill enemy
YOU BUM-BO!!!
BUM-BO WANT COIN!!!

Cry, kill, pray, deal with the devil and defeat your mom while she tries to kill you.
Not only the best game ever made, but the best version of the bible is told here.
Played 1000+ hours and would definitely play 1000, 2000, 3000 hours more.


Isaac and his mother lived alone in a small house on a hill
Isaac kept to himself, drawing pictures and playing with his toys as his mom watched christian broadcast
Life was simple, and they were both happy...
That was until the day Isaac's mom heard a voice from above:
"YOUR SON HAS BECOME CORRUPTED BY SIN, HE NEEDS TO BE SAVED"
"I will do my best to save him, my lord", Isaac's mother replied, rushing into Isaac's room, removing all that was evil from his life
Again, the voice called to her:
"ISAAC'S SOUL IS STILL CORRUPT, HE NEEDS TO BE CUT OFF FROM ALL THAT IS EVIL IN THIS WORLD AND CONFESS HIS SINS"
"I will follow your instructions, lord. I have faith in thee" Isaac's mother replied, as she locked Isaac in his room away from the evils of the world
One. Last. Time. Isaac's mom heard the voice of God calling to her
"YOU'VE DONE AS I ASKED, BUT I STILL QUESTION YOUR DEVOTION TO ME. TO PROVE YOUR FAITH, I WILL ASK ONE MORE THING OF YOU."
"Yes, lord. Anything." Isaac's mother beeged.
"TO PROVE YOUR LOVE AND DEVOTION, I REQUIRE A SACRIFICE. YOUR SON, ISAAC WILL BE THE SACRIFICE. GO INTO HIS ROOM AND END HIS LIFE AS AN OFFERING TO ME TO PROVE YOU LOVE ME ABOVE ALL ELSE"
"Yes, lord." She replied, grabbing a butcher's knife from the kitchen
Isaac, watching through a crack in his door, trembled in fear. Scrambling around his room to find a hiding place, he noticed a trapdoor hidden under his rug. Without hesitation, he flung open the hatch just as his mother burst through his door, and threw himself down into the unkown depths bellow...



I'd hate to live in a world where Edmund McMillen isn't God

120 horas em uma semana (contando PC + xbox). Nem o Skyrim me sugou tanto.
É definitivamente uma obra-prima. É como os loucos do reddit já vinham falando: existe o antes do Elden Ring e o depois do Elden Ring. Uma cisão nos videogames que jamais vai ser esquecida pois o melhor jogo já feito surgiu. Apesar de apresentar alguns problemas, principalmente de performance no PC, é definitivamente a grande obra-prima da FromSoftware, é todo o conhecimento e know-how de décadas de projetos crescentemente ambiciosos majestosamente aplicados em um local só: esse é Elden Ring.

YOU DON'T HAVE THE RIGHT O YOU DON'T HAVE THE RIGHT O YOU DON'T HAVE THE RIGHT
TRY FINGERS BUT HOLE

Be the goat, just that! This is why this game is freaking awesome!

Melhor jogo já feito na história da humanidade, simples assim! Trilha sonora, jogabilidade e visual incomparáveis. Variedade imensa de conteúdo, como armas, mapas, mecânicas, bugs (os mais bizarros e hilários possíveis) e ainda permite editar e importar material do workshop! É o melhor couch-coop feito até agora e quanto mais você joga, mais vc quer jogar e quackar!