i like planes:)
Hell, Nord-Trondelag, Norway
Level
130
Steam Awards Nomination Committee 2016
25 XP
 
 
ᵘʷᵘ whooPs ♥♥♥♥ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ
⊂ヽ
　 ＼＼ my egg
　　 ＼( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
　　　 >　⌒ヽ
　　　/ 　 へ＼
　　 /　　/　＼＼fell out
　　 ﾚ　ノ　　 ヽつ
　　/　/ 💦
　 /　/| 🥚
　(　(ヽ.
　|　|、＼
　| 丿 ＼ ⌒)
　| |　　) /
ノ )　　Lﾉ
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ᵘʷᵘ 💦 ♥♥♥♥ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ
ᵘʷᵘ 🥚 ᵘʷᵘ
ᵘʷᵘ
ᵘʷᵘ 💦ᵘʷᵘ ♥♥♥♥, sorry guys
ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ 🥚 ᵘʷᵘ
ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ sorry im dropping
ᵘʷᵘ my eggs all over the ᵘʷᵘ place ᵘʷᵘ
ᵘʷᵘ 🥚 sorry ᵘʷᵘ oh ♥♥♥♥ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ
ᵘʷᵘ 💦 ᵘʷᵘ
ᵘʷᵘ

🥚
ATTENTION ALL SHOPPERS! ATTENTION ALL SHOPPERS!

There is a ♥♥♥ EGG alert in aisle 4!

Someone came all over the floor. There is cumeggs everywhere. You cannot stand in aisle 4 without seeing or feeling cumeggs. The amount of eggs and ejaculate in aisle 4 is simply unnatural. Please for the love of God, we need a cleanup in aisle 4. This lagoon of cummie eggie must have been produced by a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ blue whale.

Oh God I can smell it.
*sniffffffFfffFfff*

The fluid mixture has invaded my nostrils. There is so much cummie eggy mess. I cannot see. It's all yellow white . Everything. White. Yellow. Mom please help. SOS. Someone call 911, or 411, or a scientist I don't know. I'm_

*gargling noises*
drowning-
*slip*
in-
*more thick eggy gargling*
-cumegg!
*dial tone*

ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ♥♥♥♥, sorry guys
ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ
ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ sorry im dropping
ᵘʷᵘ my eggs all over the ᵘʷᵘ place 🥚
ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ sorry ᵘʷᵘ oh ♥♥♥♥ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ
ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ
ᵘʷᵘ
ᵘʷᵘ ♥♥♥♥, sorry guys
ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ
ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ sorry im dropping
ᵘʷᵘ my eggs all over the ᵘʷᵘ place ᵘʷᵘ
Whoops
uwu uwu uwu

i
uwu busted uwu

|\ / \ / \ / | ,_
; \/` my '; , \_',
\ / ♥♥♥
'. .' /`.
`~ ~` , /\
Egg ` " . ` "
ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ sorry ᵘʷᵘ oh ♥♥♥♥ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ
ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ 💦 ᵘʷᵘ
ᵘʷᵘ
ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ♥♥♥♥, sorry guys
ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ
∧__∧
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)っ Whoops
(っ /
Lﾉ┘ my egg

　 ∧___∧
⊂ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) my egg
　ヽ ⊂二/
　(⌒) / 💦🥚

／　　　　　　　 ＼　fell
|　　●　　　　● | whoops
＼　　 ＿＿ ／ out

ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ sorry im dropping
ᵘʷᵘ my UWUs all over the ᵘʷᵘ place ᵘʷᵘ
ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ sorry💦
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~famous quotes~
"this is not the right time to mastrubate"

-drawer spaghetti

«D e stør sjangs for at du et en at æ et, og æ e feit!»

-Trønder

"like, you just lay there with your ♥♥♥♥ in your mouth thinking 'how did my life come to this' "

-my wife

"have you never have feeling penis??"

-lardman

stick??
more like log!

-my previous wife

«Før va æ redd for mørket, no e æ redd for mørke»

-ukjent trønder

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𝖌𝖗𝖊𝖛𝖊𝖓 3 May, 2024 @ 11:21am 
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Post this windmill on 5 other profiles to keep Steam properly air conditioned!
MagaakeFTW 13 Sep, 2022 @ 12:15pm 
''Never have feeling penis'' - MagaakeFTW
Thor_1 2 Nov, 2021 @ 10:37am 
+rep Hell a nice player. !!:steamthumbsup:
m.skei 4 Oct, 2021 @ 10:49am 
hallo
aki 27 Dec, 2019 @ 12:31pm 
+rep insane player.

just needs to work on his communication, teamplay, pistols, positioning, rifles, coordination, AWP, utility, clutching, confidence, aiming, economy management, movement and entries.
aki 23 Nov, 2019 @ 1:40pm 
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