shasta
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KILL YOUR LAWN






What's my perfect crime?
I break into Tiffany's in midnight.
Do I go for the vault?
No.
I go for the chandelier.
It's priceless.
As im taking it down, a woman catches me.
She tells me to stop, it's her fathers business.
She's Tiffany.
I say no.
We make love all night.
In the morning the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms.
I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada.
I don't trust her.
Besides, I like the cold.
Thirty years later I get a postcard - I have a son and he's the chief of police.
This is where the story gets interesting.
I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trockadero.
She's been waiting for me all these years.
She's never taken another lover.
I don't care.
I dont't show up.
I go to Berlin.
That's where I stash the chandelier.
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