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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:28am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:19am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:19am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:19am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 3:17pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:43am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:31am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:00pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:44pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:13am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:11pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 6:00am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:22am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:01am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:07am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:09am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:22am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:45am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 4:25am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:19am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 5:37pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 7:38am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:55am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:34am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:34am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:34am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:25am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:54am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:00am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 5:08am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 5:52am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 5:57am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:36am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 6:05am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:40am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:03am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:01am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:49am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 6:07am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:07am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:31am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:44am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:22am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 5:24am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:58am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:09am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:23am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 2:51am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 6:19am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:41am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:26am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:16am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 7:47am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 3:05am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:19am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:47am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:17am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:41am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 4:18am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:16am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:18am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:22am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:08am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:15am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 5:48am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:28am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:01am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:16am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 6:09am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:40pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:48am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 9:43pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 9:44pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 6:59pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 9:43pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:23am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:20am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:21am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:06am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 7:58am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 6:22am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:23am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:16am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 3:11pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:03am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:41am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 2:14am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:55am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 10:30pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 8:01am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 6:11pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 6:35am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 6:51am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:28am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 6:38am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 7:41pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 5:32am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:22am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:18am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:40am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:42am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 4:42am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 6:23am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:11am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:23am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:40am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:47am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:13am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 4:53am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 7:57am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:26am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 5:28am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 5:28am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 7:30am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 5:41pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:03am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 5:30am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:47am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:02am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:13am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:19am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:22am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 4:54am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:21am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:05am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:02am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:03am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 7:56am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:37am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:42am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:48am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 7:57am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:19am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 7:57am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 2:41am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:55am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 4:52am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 4:52am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:47am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:09am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:17am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:23am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 6:26am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:43am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:43am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 6:42am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:41am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:33am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:21am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 6:53am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:03am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:43am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:01am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:22am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 2:41am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:47am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:26am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 2:51am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:00am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 7:48am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 5:16am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 4:21am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 7:13am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:16am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:23am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 6:22am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:35am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:42am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:44am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:10am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 7:05am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 6:32am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 6:50am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 7:00am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 6:58am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 7:20am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 7:00am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 7:29am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:34am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 7:59am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:54am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 4:08am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:35am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:34am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:21am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 2:21am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 5:15am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 4:51am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:42am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 5:15am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 5:16am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:55am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:23am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 4:52am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:48am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:09am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:17am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:17am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 7:52am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 7:52am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 7:53am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:33am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:21am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:08am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:15am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 7:22am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 7:50am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 3:46am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 6:19am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:21pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:46pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 2:39am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:47am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:32pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 4:53am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:11am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:19am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:53am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:22am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:00am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 8:38am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:23am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:44pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 7:43am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 7:50am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:48am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:08am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 6:58am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 6:23am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:55am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 4:52am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 4:52am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:48am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:22am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:22am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 7:41am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 7:52am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:24am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:24am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 8:06am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:00am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:19am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:10am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 3:25am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 10:10pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 7:11am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:10am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 3:08pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 11:29am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:09am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:17am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 6:59am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 7:30am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 6:20am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 8:01am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 10:13pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:19am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:48am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:09am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:21am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:22am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 7:52am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 7:55am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:24am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 5:40am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 8:10am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 8:10am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 7:25pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 3:46am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 8:39am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 5:46am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:29am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 7:26am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 7:55am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 7:56am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 8:39am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 6:09am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 6:26pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 11:57pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 10:51am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 11:15am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 11:16am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 6:03pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 4:13pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 2:08am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2024 @ 11:48am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2024 @ 11:16am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2024 @ 3:22am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 10:22pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 10:21pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2024 @ 9:06am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 10:21pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 10:21pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 10:21pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 10:21pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:42am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:32am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:45pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 1:22am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:32am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:47am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:17am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:24am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 7:54am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 9:34pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:07am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 6:08am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 11:54am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 10:14pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:12am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:08am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 6:20am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:24am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 6:21am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 6:21am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 7:52am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 7:52am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:24am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:25am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 8:09am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 8:10am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 7:24pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 10:20am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 11:30am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 11:33am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 7:52am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:24am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:25am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 5:44am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 8:09am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 8:10am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 10:20am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 11:30am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 11:30am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 4:24am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 8:21am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 1:53am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 7:22am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 7:52am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 8:38am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 10:31pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 11:28am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 11:28am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 4:59am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 1:52am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:44am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:22am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:47am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 6:58am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 10:02am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 5:02am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 2:21am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 3:55am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 11:05am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 11:31am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 8:26am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 5:01am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 3:13pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 6:28pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 8:08am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 7:59pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2023 @ 12:29am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 7:25pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 7:55am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 5:44am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 8:09am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 8:09am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 7:25pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 11:30am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 11:30am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 4:23am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 8:21am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 8:25am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 5:02am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 5:53am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 6:42am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:09am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:14am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:45am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:09am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 7:10am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:45am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 8:02am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 6:11am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 4:06pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:58am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 8:11am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:14am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 6:19am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 12:13pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 10:14pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 4:24am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 6:14am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 10:20am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 7:43am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2023 @ 3:51am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:56am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:39am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:46am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 5:29am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 7:51am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 7:57am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 6:09am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:52pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 6:16am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 7:38am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 6:25am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:17am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 6:48am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 10:14pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 12:45pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 6:16am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 1:40am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 4:39am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 5:42pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 9:46pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 4:04am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 6:03am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 8:05am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:41am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:55am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 9:13pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 9:13pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 7:50am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 4:09am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 4:38am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 6:10am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 3:10pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 1:43pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 8:50pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:44am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 6:16am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 10:20am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 7:25pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 10:20am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 11:30am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 4:23am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 8:25am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 8:25am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 5:02am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 5:24am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 7:25am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 9:08pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 9:08pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 10:20pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2023 @ 5:17am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 9:56am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 5:42pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 9:11pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 4:24am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 8:25am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 8:25am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 5:02am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 7:26am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 5:32am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 9:08pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 6:04am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2023 @ 6:11pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2023 @ 6:21pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2023 @ 8:14am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 3:44pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 6:42pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:16am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 4:46am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:16am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 7:30am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 5:28am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 8:38am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 11:29am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 3:13pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 6:28pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 8:08am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 9:58pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2023 @ 4:10pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 May, 2024 @ 7:20pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:19am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 7:56am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 1:59pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 10:14pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:48am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 10:20am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:46am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 7:56am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 10:12pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 10:17pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 6:12am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2024 @ 3:21am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:04am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:14am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 5:52am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:28am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:46am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2023 @ 3:58am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 10:10pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 10:11pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 10:11pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 10:11pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 10:16pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 10:16pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 10:17pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 10:17pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 10:17pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 10:17pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2023 @ 12:52am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:15pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2024 @ 8:28pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 10:11pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 10:11pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 10:12pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 10:14pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 10:10pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 10:10pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 10:10pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 10:10pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 10:10pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 10:10pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 10:10pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 10:10pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2023 @ 6:10pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2023 @ 6:21pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2023 @ 8:14am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 6:39pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:21am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 4:08pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2023 @ 1:04am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 10:10pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 6:15am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 8:02pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2023 @ 3:56am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 10:10pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 10:10pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 10:12pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 7:59pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 6:03am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 10:10pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2023 @ 6:21am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 10:11pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 10:11pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 10:11pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 10:17pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 10:17pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 10:17pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 10:17pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 10:17pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 10:17pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2023 @ 7:13am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 7:59pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 10:11pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 10:11pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 10:12pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 10:14pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 10:10pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 10:10pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 10:10pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 10:10pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 10:10pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 10:10pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2023 @ 6:20pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2023 @ 6:22pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 6:39pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 3:43pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 11:45pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2023 @ 8:36pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2024 @ 7:14am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 10:10pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 10:10pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2023 @ 5:53pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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