Jerry Seinfeld is the greatest comedian ever, and Seinfeld is the greatest show ever.

Alexander the Great met Diogenes the cynic, a homeless philosopher, while he was relaxing in the sunlight in the morning. Alexander, thrilled to meet the famous philosopher, asked if there was any favor he might do for him. Diogenes replied, “Yes, stand a little out of my sunlight.” Alexander then declared, “If I were not Alexander, then I should wish to be Diogenes”, to which Diogenes replied, “If I were not Diogenes, I should also wish to be Diogenes.”