Biscuit's Cookie Clicker Achievement Progress

Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 29 May, 2024 @ 7:40am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 29 May, 2024 @ 11:03am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 29 May, 2024 @ 12:05pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 30 May, 2024 @ 12:41pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 31 May, 2024 @ 8:07am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 12:11am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 7:41am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 10:53am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 8:00pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 10:00am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 4:20pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 2:35pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 2:59pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.

Unlocked 29 May, 2024 @ 7:10am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.

Unlocked 29 May, 2024 @ 7:12am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.

Unlocked 29 May, 2024 @ 7:18am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 29 May, 2024 @ 7:35am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 29 May, 2024 @ 10:26am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 29 May, 2024 @ 12:49pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 30 May, 2024 @ 12:59pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 6:12am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 2:26pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 7:18am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.

Unlocked 31 May, 2024 @ 8:09am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.

Unlocked 31 May, 2024 @ 8:09am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 31 May, 2024 @ 8:09am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Unlocked 13 Aug, 2024 @ 8:24am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 29 May, 2024 @ 7:12am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 29 May, 2024 @ 10:31am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 29 May, 2024 @ 11:27am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 30 May, 2024 @ 10:17am

Click

Have 1 cursor.

Unlocked 29 May, 2024 @ 7:09am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.

Unlocked 29 May, 2024 @ 7:09am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.

Unlocked 29 May, 2024 @ 7:34am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.

Unlocked 29 May, 2024 @ 12:08pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 10:38am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.

Unlocked 30 May, 2024 @ 3:08pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.

Unlocked 29 May, 2024 @ 7:10am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.

Unlocked 29 May, 2024 @ 10:28am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.

Unlocked 29 May, 2024 @ 1:24pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.

Unlocked 29 May, 2024 @ 7:14am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.

Unlocked 29 May, 2024 @ 11:04am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.

Unlocked 30 May, 2024 @ 2:38pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.

Unlocked 29 May, 2024 @ 7:39am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.

Unlocked 30 May, 2024 @ 10:11am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.

Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 12:58pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.

Unlocked 29 May, 2024 @ 7:25am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.

Unlocked 29 May, 2024 @ 12:12pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.

Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 8:38am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.

Unlocked 30 May, 2024 @ 10:30am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 12:57am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 7:34am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.

Unlocked 31 May, 2024 @ 5:13am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 12:30pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 7:57am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.

Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 6:12am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 11:34am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 3:39pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.

Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 3:23pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 12:28pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 4:31pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 4:45pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 4:45pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 4:50pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.

Unlocked 29 May, 2024 @ 7:15am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.

Unlocked 29 May, 2024 @ 11:59am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.

Unlocked 30 May, 2024 @ 11:54am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.

Unlocked 29 May, 2024 @ 1:23pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.

Unlocked 29 May, 2024 @ 7:34am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.

Unlocked 30 May, 2024 @ 11:21am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.

Unlocked 29 May, 2024 @ 10:44am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.

Unlocked 30 May, 2024 @ 10:01am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Unlocked 30 May, 2024 @ 2:55pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.

Unlocked 31 May, 2024 @ 7:51pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 7:12am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 1:24pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.

Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 8:01am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 6:32am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 4:57am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 3:06pm

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Unlocked 21 Jun, 2024 @ 9:50pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 1:30pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 6:39am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 7:54am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 12:17pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 10:06am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 6:35pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Unlocked 12 Aug, 2024 @ 8:51pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 31 May, 2024 @ 6:15am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.

Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 1:23pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 1:29pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.

Unlocked 31 May, 2024 @ 7:51pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 8:33am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 7:12am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 5:01pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 7:55pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 1:48pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 1:48pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 3:05pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 1:50pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Unlocked 10 Jun, 2024 @ 11:35am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Unlocked 10 Jun, 2024 @ 5:19pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 3:47am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 1:30pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 10:41am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 4:34pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 2:13pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 2:34pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 3:12pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 4:07pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 10:06am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 3:53pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 2:48pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 4:26pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 4:34pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 12:04pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 7:22pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 12:41pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 7:12pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Unlocked 30 May, 2024 @ 2:54pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 12:11am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 10:55am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 2:34pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 2:02pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 2:19pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 2:40pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 4:08pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 4:18pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 4:27pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 4:42pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 4:47pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 4:48pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 1:39pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 7:41am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 4:32pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 4:22pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 7:58am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 11:04am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 7:58am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 12:32pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 3:00pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 4:04pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 4:20pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 4:42pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 4:51pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 5:54pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 1:30pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 12:20pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 3:40pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 5:05pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 6:14pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 6:15am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 2:21pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 4:01pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 9:01pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.

Unlocked 29 May, 2024 @ 10:51am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.

Unlocked 29 May, 2024 @ 10:32am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.

Unlocked 30 May, 2024 @ 2:38pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 3:47am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 7:19am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 3:51pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.

Unlocked 29 May, 2024 @ 10:59am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.

Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 9:25am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 10:49am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 12:41pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 2:04pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.

Unlocked 29 May, 2024 @ 12:38pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.

Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 1:39pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 6:38am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 1:25pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 2:27pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 3:12pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 3:28pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 4:03pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 4:47pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 5:48pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 6:23pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 6:23pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 6:23pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 6:23pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 6:24pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 6:26pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 6:31pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 6:35pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 6:30pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 6:35pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 6:39pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 6:50pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.

Unlocked 31 May, 2024 @ 8:09am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Unlocked 29 May, 2024 @ 1:11pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 6:36am

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 10:09am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 2:16pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 4:06pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 3:56pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 2:03pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 2:25pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 2:43pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 3:18pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 4:12pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 4:37pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 4:51pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 6:28pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 6:30pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 6:36pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 6:48pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 7:20pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 4:19pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 4:36pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 5:26pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 5:52pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 6:04pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 6:30pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 6:39pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 7:09pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 11:24am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 8:41pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 1:47pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 3:13pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 3:37pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 2:08pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 2:34pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 2:59pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 3:58pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 4:09pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 4:48pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 6:14am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.

Unlocked 29 May, 2024 @ 12:28pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 11:23am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 9:17am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 6:29pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 4:49pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 4:36pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 6:59pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 2:42pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 3:13pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 4:08pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 4:21pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 4:42pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 4:57pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 5:51pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 5:58pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 6:28pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 6:30pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 6:36pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 6:49pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 8:47am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.

Unlocked 30 May, 2024 @ 12:38pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Unlocked 21 Jul, 2024 @ 1:54pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 8:05am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 20 Jun, 2024 @ 3:50am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 20 Feb @ 7:51am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 8:05am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.

Unlocked 11 Jun, 2024 @ 6:12am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 3:18am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 6:14am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 5:18pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 5:28pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 5:53pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 6:25pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 6:30pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 7:14pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 7:16pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 4:21pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 4:42pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 5:58pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 6:28pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 6:32pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 6:37pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 6:40pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 6:40pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 7:12pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 7:16pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 7:22pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 7:27pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 6:35pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 7:19pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 6:35pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 6:35pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 6:46pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 7:14pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 7:11pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 7:26pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 7:51pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 7:51pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 7:51pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 7:51pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 7:52pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 7:52pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Unlocked 29 Jul, 2024 @ 1:49pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 4:48am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

Unlocked 2 Nov, 2024 @ 5:33am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.

Unlocked 31 May, 2024 @ 5:35am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 1:08pm

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Unlocked 21 Aug, 2024 @ 3:15pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 10:53am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 10:35am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 3:18pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 4:57pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 5:57pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 6:49pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 7:08pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 7:27pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 5:19pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 7:09pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 7:55pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 12:01pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 4:52pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 6:35pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 6:35pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 5:54pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 5:54pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 5:58pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 6:28pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 6:32pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 6:37pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 7:09pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 7:09pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 7:12pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 7:16pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 7:22pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 7:27pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 7:27pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 6:37pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 6:40pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 6:40pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 7:14pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 7:16pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 7:22pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 7:27pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 7:27pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 7:54pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 7:58pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 5:38am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 6:21am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 6:21am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 6:35pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 7:06pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 7:07pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 7:09pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 7:27pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 7:27pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 7:55pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 7:58pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 2:58pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 4:19pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Unlocked 9 Jun, 2024 @ 10:58am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Unlocked 20 Jun, 2024 @ 4:17am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Unlocked 27 Jun, 2024 @ 8:27pm

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Unlocked 27 Jun, 2024 @ 8:27pm

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Unlocked 27 Jun, 2024 @ 8:27pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 7:43pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 7:43pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 7:43pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 6:11am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 6:36am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 7:16pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 7:18pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 6:20am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 6:20am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 9:17am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 12:52pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 4:37pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Unlocked 9 Jun, 2024 @ 1:28pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Unlocked 30 May, 2024 @ 11:21am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 7:15pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 7:16pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 6:37pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 7:09pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 7:12pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 7:14pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 7:16pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 7:22pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 7:27pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 7:27pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 7:54pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 7:58pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 5:38am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 6:21am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 6:21am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 8:00pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 2:15pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 4:09pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 6:28pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 6:28pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 7:05pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 7:12pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 7:52pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 7:52pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 9:22am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 9:22am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 5:26pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 7:09pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 7:57pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 7:27pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 9:24am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 7:22pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 8:15am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 7:03am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 3:14pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 3:32pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 4:48pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 6:35pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 6:35pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 7:09pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 7:21pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 7:58pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 7:58pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 9:32am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 12:51pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 5:30pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 7:15pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 7:58pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 1 Feb @ 3:02am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 7:50pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 7:51pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 5:48am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 12:28pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 12:51pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 12:51pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 12:32pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 1:00pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Unlocked 9 Jun, 2024 @ 7:19am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 7:35am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

Unlocked 15 Jun, 2024 @ 7:38pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Unlocked 15 Jun, 2024 @ 7:38pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Unlocked 27 Jun, 2024 @ 8:32pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Unlocked 12 Jun, 2024 @ 9:58am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Unlocked 12 Jun, 2024 @ 9:28am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Unlocked 13 Aug, 2024 @ 9:27am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 6:35pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Unlocked 18 Jun, 2024 @ 8:10pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 6:11am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 6:21am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 6:43am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 4:36pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 9 Jun, 2024 @ 7:54am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 9 Jun, 2024 @ 1:27pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 4:44pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 8:00pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 7:16pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 7:27pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 7:27pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 7:27pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 7:57pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 7:58pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 5:48am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 6:27am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 6:54am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 9:24am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 9:32am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 9:34am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 12:47pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 12:51pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 12:53pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 2:56pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Unlocked 29 May, 2024 @ 12:10pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 9:24am

In the green

Have 600 farms.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 7:27pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 7:27pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 7:27pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 7:57pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 7:58pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 5:48am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 6:27am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 6:54am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 9:24am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 12:51pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 12:52pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 1:09pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 1:28pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 4:38pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 9 Jun, 2024 @ 1:27pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 2:25pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 4:30pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 5:48pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 6:04pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 6:47pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 7:16pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 7:27pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 6:21am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 6:21am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 12:50pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 1:11pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Unlocked 9 Jun, 2024 @ 8:29am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Unlocked 10 Jun, 2024 @ 6:44am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 5:53pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 7:19pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 3:19am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 6:04pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 7:16pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 4:49pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 6:38pm

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Unlocked 19 Jun, 2024 @ 8:36pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 12:26pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 12:51pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 1:07pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 12 Jun, 2024 @ 7:45am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 18 Jun, 2024 @ 3:43pm

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 18 Jun, 2024 @ 3:43pm

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Unlocked 16 Jun, 2024 @ 5:41pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 29 May, 2024 @ 7:11am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 29 May, 2024 @ 7:24am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.

Unlocked 29 May, 2024 @ 7:09am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.

Unlocked 13 Aug, 2024 @ 8:24am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.

Unlocked 29 May, 2024 @ 7:40am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.

Unlocked 12 Aug, 2024 @ 9:48am

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.

Unlocked 12 Aug, 2024 @ 9:48am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.

Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 6:26pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.

Unlocked 30 May, 2024 @ 2:59pm

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 12:19pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.

Unlocked 9 Jun, 2024 @ 7:48am

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 7:07am

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.

Unlocked 12 Aug, 2024 @ 1:33pm

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).

Unlocked 10 Jul, 2024 @ 11:41am

Seven horseshoes

Click 27,777 golden cookies.

Unlocked 19 Aug, 2024 @ 3:35pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Unlocked 30 May, 2024 @ 2:55pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 3:06pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 5:26pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 6:04pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 6:38pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 7:20pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 7:54pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 7:54pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 9:15am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 9:33am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 12:54pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 9:24pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 9 Jun, 2024 @ 8:04pm

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 19 Jun, 2024 @ 4:20am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 6:02pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 7:21pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 4:00am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 12 Feb @ 9:37am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 8:02pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 6:21am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 6:32am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 6:56am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 9:24am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 12:29pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 12:43pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 12:47pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 12:52pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 12:54pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 1:22pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 4:37pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Unlocked 9 Jun, 2024 @ 7:56am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Unlocked 9 Jun, 2024 @ 9:50am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Unlocked 9 Jun, 2024 @ 1:28pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 14 Jun, 2024 @ 11:29am

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

Unlocked 19 Jun, 2024 @ 6:59am

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 20 Jun, 2024 @ 8:23pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 6:01pm

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Unlocked 12 Aug, 2024 @ 9:14am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 6:57pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 Jun, 2024 @ 7:50am

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 19 Jun, 2024 @ 8:36pm

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 27 Jun, 2024 @ 8:01am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 6:00pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 6:14am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 8:06pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 3:33pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 Jun, 2024 @ 11:59am

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 19 Jun, 2024 @ 1:04am

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2024 @ 2:11pm

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 2:27pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 9:35am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 9:15am

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 20 Jun, 2024 @ 5:33am

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 29 Jul, 2024 @ 1:54pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 8:38pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 8:31am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 9 Jun, 2024 @ 10:02am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 4:48pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 8:43pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 4:45pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 6:02pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 6:35pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 7:11pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 7:20pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 6:14am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 6:14am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 9:17am

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 12:52pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 4:37pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Unlocked 9 Jun, 2024 @ 1:28pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Unlocked 18 Jun, 2024 @ 8:10pm

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Unlocked 19 Jun, 2024 @ 8:36pm

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Unlocked 12 Aug, 2024 @ 9:14am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 6:28pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 7:24pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 6:21am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Unlocked 18 Dec, 2024 @ 2:23am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 8:02pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 6:21am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 6:32am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 6:56am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 9:24am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 12:51pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 12:53pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 1:09pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 4:37pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 9:17pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Unlocked 9 Jun, 2024 @ 9:00am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 9 Jun, 2024 @ 1:27pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Unlocked 10 Jun, 2024 @ 6:41am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Unlocked 14 Jun, 2024 @ 6:33am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Unlocked 18 Jun, 2024 @ 2:20pm

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 19 Jun, 2024 @ 11:23am

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Unlocked 26 Jun, 2024 @ 1:18am

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 17 Aug, 2024 @ 8:55am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Unlocked 21 Jul, 2024 @ 7:51am

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

Unlocked 21 Jun, 2024 @ 2:50pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 4:32pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 6:04pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 6:39pm

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.

Unlocked 19 Jun, 2024 @ 6:36am