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37 of 50 (74%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2014 @ 3:05am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2014 @ 5:09am

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2014 @ 10:17am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2014 @ 5:59am

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2014 @ 12:48pm

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2014 @ 1:18pm

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2014 @ 10:56am

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2014 @ 9:16am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2014 @ 10:05am

Face Hoff

You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2014 @ 10:11am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2014 @ 5:04am

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2014 @ 9:58am

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2014 @ 2:28pm

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2014 @ 10:02am

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2014 @ 10:11am

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2014 @ 11:15am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2014 @ 10:54am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2014 @ 2:06pm

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2014 @ 7:30am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2014 @ 7:55am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2014 @ 10:33am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2014 @ 10:21am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2014 @ 5:47am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2014 @ 9:55am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2014 @ 10:11am

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2014 @ 3:18pm

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2014 @ 2:01pm

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2014 @ 9:22am

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2014 @ 5:04am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2014 @ 10:03am

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2014 @ 2:41pm

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2014 @ 7:51am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2014 @ 1:59pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2014 @ 10:28am

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2014 @ 8:13am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2014 @ 12:10pm

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2014 @ 11:28am



Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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