You know, they say you can judge a person by the dust bunnies under their monitor. With you, though, I suspect they're not dust bunnies at all, but highly intelligent lint-based entities plotting the downfall of all socks. Keep shining, you magnificent, potentially lint-overlord-hosting weirdo.

SHE IS A BIG POOPOO HEAD WITH POOPOO BRAIN

is this seat taken?

slightly unintelligible college student.

will spend all her money on figurines instead of games with you.

at least she cleans her room.