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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2016 @ 12:20pm

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2016 @ 12:20pm

Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2019 @ 8:12am

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2017 @ 2:21pm

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2016 @ 10:23am

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2019 @ 11:37am

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2016 @ 11:24am

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2017 @ 1:44am

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2016 @ 10:04am

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2019 @ 1:05pm

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2018 @ 9:19am

Pimped!

That really does it.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2016 @ 5:51am

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2017 @ 7:10am

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2017 @ 6:27am

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2016 @ 2:42am

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2018 @ 12:08pm

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2016 @ 10:09am

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?
Unlocked 11 May, 2020 @ 11:48pm

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2016 @ 12:20pm

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2016 @ 8:47am

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2017 @ 11:59pm

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2016 @ 1:40am

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2016 @ 5:36am

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2016 @ 7:39am

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2016 @ 12:23pm

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2017 @ 10:10am

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2018 @ 10:08am

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2019 @ 8:46am

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2019 @ 8:24am

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2019 @ 1:33am

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2018 @ 12:59pm

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2019 @ 8:25am

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2017 @ 8:40am

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2018 @ 12:08am

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2019 @ 8:43am

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2019 @ 11:00am

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2020 @ 2:46am

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2019 @ 2:12pm

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2020 @ 11:55am

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2020 @ 5:28am

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked 11 May, 2020 @ 8:14am



Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!