He once asked me to study with him at the library and when I got there he had a backpack full of those pearls you get at the bottom of boba tea. I tried asking why he had so many but he just kept staring at me and shovelling handfuls at a time into his mouth and spitting one at me whenever I tried to talk. I decided to ignore him and just start working but when I pulled my laptop out he just started screaming at me calling me a filthy Windows user peasant and rambled on about big corporations selling all his data to third parties. Honestly very impressive how he could speak so loudly and clearly without any of the pearls falling out of his mouth.

+rep Really fun to play laser tag with because he clubs all the kids over the head with a baseball bat he keeps hidden in his pants. He said the trick is to hit them just hard enough so they come to before the round ends without remembering who hit them.

After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship. I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life. When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard c o c k push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

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nerd

It me

Reported for being too smart