La'Buillious Tyre Eyern Johnson
Za'quavious Ayuda'May Smith
Tiberian Trabajarious "Workit" Tomson IV
Alexandrious Allentown Riggity-Roo Robinson II
Dr. Tyreeses Puffard E'damup Jr., m.d.
Floreniqua Forheadious "Floorit" Flangleblangle MLXXIV
Mr. Ny'quarrious Jimmyjohn Cox, Sr.
Wichael McDarrious Johnson
John Connor Trashbag LaQuavous, XIM (-989th)
Harry Johnson
Dougmillious Damnation Dimmadome, Jr.
Shaqronda Tillytin Anderson-Tompkins (first name is pronounced Shack-quandra)
General Booty (this one is actually real, look it up)
Doug Legg
Michael Hunt
Jason Funderberker
Abendigo Jackson, and his firefighter cousins Shadrach and Meshach
Juvaria Juggalo Jamison DCXXXVII
Donovanette Destiny Dice-rolle II
Willoughsby Winglemire III
Sangria Sandalwood Singehares IV
William Moneylaunder III
Jonathan Atu LeMon III
D'wonload Johnson IV