Hiya ,Yes it's the Führer
My Ninja/Kung Fu Skills are too Uber for You.
Im Asian Which Makes Me Better Than You At Everything.

How To Be A Uber Asian Ninja Like Myself:
The How To: You must travel to Japan Via a private jet, you will be served a plate of food, There will be two chopsticks which contain the location of where you must go. When you arrive in Japan you must go to station four and greet yourself by saying 'Boku no namewa chin chin otama desu' He will give you a ninja suit as part of your quest.There will be a black taxi waiting for you outside but do not get in . Go to the information center and say 'Uber Ninja" he will give you a shuriken and another pair of chopsticks. You will go back to the taxi driver and break the 1st chopsticks in half, revealing a scroll telling the taxi driver a location of your destination. The taxi driver will stop near your destination ,there will be an old man standing outside his house ,get out of the taxi and give the man the shuriken and the ninja suit, He will give you another suit but wrapped inside contains a briefcase but you must not open it. Go back to the taxi, The driver will be waiting for you ,He will drop you off at you destination give him the second pair of chopsticks and he will say " Open ze breifucase!" There will be two items Adrenaline and a micro smg. Go inside the building wearing the ninja suit and the briefcase, A man will be sitting on a chair, give him the briefcase He will stab you in the heart with the adrenaline , Shoot him in the head with the smg.: The How to has ended this message is used for a good purposes and has taught my hand picked Yoyimbos otherwise known as the (NUAN)