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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 9:37pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 9:37pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 9:37pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 9:37pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 9:37pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 3:12pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 7:02am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 2:34pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 11:40am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2023 @ 4:01pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 7:51am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 8:59am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 11:18am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 9:37pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 9:37pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 9:37pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 9:37pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 9:37pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 9:38pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 9:38pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 9:38pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2023 @ 6:16pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 9:19pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 9:38pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 9:38pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 9:38pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2023 @ 8:33am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 9:38pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 9:38pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 9:38pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 9:38pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 9:38pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 9:38pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 9:38pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 9:38pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 8:36am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 5:48pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 9:38pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 9:38pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 9:38pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 9:38pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 9:38pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 9:38pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 9:38pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 9:38pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 9:38pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 9:38pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 9:38pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 9:38pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 9:38pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 10:33am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 10:38pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 9:38pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 2:24pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 2:12pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 9:38pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 8:28pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 6:05pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 11:06am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 11:40am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 8:06am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 5:21pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 5:21pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 5:28pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 9:38pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 9:38pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 9:38pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 9:38pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 9:38pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 9:38pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 9:38pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 9:38pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 5:50pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 9:38pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 6:02pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 3:04pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 9:38pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 5:23pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 3:54pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 3:28pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 3:54pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 2:18pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 3:14pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 9:00am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 10:29pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 7:41am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2023 @ 3:21pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 9:38pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 9:38pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 2:31pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 9:38pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 2:28pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 8:21am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 5:21pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2023 @ 5:45am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 8:57am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 8:58am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 2:07pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 9:01am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 6:21pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 7:06pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 9:00pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2023 @ 4:39pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 10:26pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 2:47pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 8:55am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 9:58am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 1:15pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 1:33pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 3:56pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2023 @ 4:01pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 9:40am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 4:03pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 8:40am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 8:51am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 5:57am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2023 @ 5:48am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 6:27pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2023 @ 3:49am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 3:12pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 8:54am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 9:39am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 9:04am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 9:45am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 11:09am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 3:09pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 3:12pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 3:56pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 3:56pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 4:27pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 4:33pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 2:31pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 5:47pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 8:30am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 3:18pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 3:14pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 2:34pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 3:13pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 9:13pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 10:12am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 1:33pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 2:27pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 3:23pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 4:26pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 5:43pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2023 @ 7:19pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 2:35pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 2:35pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 6:03pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 6:03pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 8:35pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 7:13am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 5:59pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 7:39pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 9:38pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 9:38pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 9:38pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 5:10pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 8:44pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 2:06pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 9:38pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 9:38pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 7:45am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 2:00pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 8:41am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 9:38pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 9:38pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2023 @ 5:35am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 6:36pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 9:33am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 12:33pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 1:26pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 2:14pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 4:27pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 6:49pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 7:27pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 7:27pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 7:27pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 6:36am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 7:39am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 8:22am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:46am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 3:07pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 3:41pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 4:08pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 5:53pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 6:22pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 9:38pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 5:49pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2023 @ 6:27am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 9:03am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 1:26pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2023 @ 4:52pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 8:41am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 9:05am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 9:57am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 1:15pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 4:19am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 4:02pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 4:25pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 5:06pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 7:22pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 7:28pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 8:47pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 6:11am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 3:13pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 3:20pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 5:27pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 7:04pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 7:27pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 8:21pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 11:40am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 3:07pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 4:07pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 8:59pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 3:06pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 5:35pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 7:40am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 8:59am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 10:11am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 1:26pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 2:59pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 3:08pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 4:29pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 10:07am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 5:48pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 11:43am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 6:57pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 7:27pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 6:49pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 3:20pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 6:03pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 9:32am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 10:28am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 1:16pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 3:18pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 3:20pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 4:41pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 7:12pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 7:23pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 7:28pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 8:57pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 7:42am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 2:34pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 9:38pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 9:38pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 6:07pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 9:38pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 6:19am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2024 @ 4:20pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 10:34am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2023 @ 3:41pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 8:54am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 10:27am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 6:33pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 6:49pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 7:12pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 7:27pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 3:07pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 6:26pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 7:17pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 3:59pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 3:59pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 4:28pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 5:40pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 7:21pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 7:28pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 8:41pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 7:56am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 2:16pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 3:58pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 7:24pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 7:27pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 8:23am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 6:43pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 6:20pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 6:16pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 6:23pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 6:40pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 6:27pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 7:29pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 6:12am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 7:02am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 6:00am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 6:12am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 4:10pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 8:15pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2024 @ 3:06pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 5:38pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 7:42pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2024 @ 6:02am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2024 @ 4:21pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2024 @ 6:22pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 9:38pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 9:19pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 12:54pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2023 @ 7:59am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 1:14pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 4:17pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 7:12pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 6:26am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 3:58pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 7:29pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 4:53pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 6:26pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 10:09am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 7:51am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 3:20pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 7:23pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 7:00am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 5:06pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 7:11pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 7:24pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 7:28pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 8:21pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 7:42am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 3:07pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 6:38pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 7:22pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 7:29pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 7:50pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 7:39am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 10:02am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 7:27pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 7:27pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 8:02am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 2:16pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 4:02pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 7:22pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 7:28pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 7:48pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 7:12am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 5:16pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 10:00am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 10:13am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 10:15am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 6:16pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 6:22pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 6:27pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 6:27pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 6:11am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 5:16pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 10:07am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 10:12am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 8:59am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 2:14pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2023 @ 5:37pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 2:06pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 6:03pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 9:51am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 9:51am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 2:17pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 2:17pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 7:44pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 5:37pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 10:26am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 12:06pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 2:35pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 8:23pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 7:43pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2023 @ 6:22pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 3 May, 2024 @ 6:48pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 7:27pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 6:27pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:46am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 3:07pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 6:30pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 7:20pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 7:29pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 7:53pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 7:06am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 9:39am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 10:07am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 10:13am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 10:27am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 11:17am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 2:36pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 5:40pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 8:41am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 5:55pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 4:28pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 7:24pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 8:30am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 6:40pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 5:57am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 10:04am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 10:28am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 2:42pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 5:05pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 6:26pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 10:10am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 9:56am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 2:35pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 7:29pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 5:35pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 7:46pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 8:41am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 1:14pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 3:23pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 7:28pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 7:42am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 6:34pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 7:29pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 5:17pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 10:17am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 2:35pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 4:23pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 6:45pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 6:43pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 10:12am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 9:56am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 10:01am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 10:12am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 2:55pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 8:23pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 8:28pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 7:44pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2023 @ 6:27am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2023 @ 7:19pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 9:38pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2024 @ 3:09pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 11:26am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 10:59am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 10:59am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 7:00am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 1:30pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 2:26pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 2:30pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 7:01pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 4:31pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2023 @ 9:19pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 4:00pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 10:12am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 7:29pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 7:29pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 7:30pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 7:47pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 7:07am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 8:27pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 8:25pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 10:14am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 10:14am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 11:18am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 2:36pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 2:43pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 2:51pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 3:31pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 8:23pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:17pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 5:50pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 2:51pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 5:29am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 7:39am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 8:25pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 10:10am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 10:13am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 11:01am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 2:13pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 2:42pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 2:51pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 4:14pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 6:42pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 8:23pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 9:47pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 6:26pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2023 @ 2:44pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 1:03pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 3:18pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 7:11pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 8:57pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 3:09pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 7:29pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 7:39am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 10:15am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 2:10pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 2:36pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 8:29pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 4:32pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2023 @ 6:24am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 6:49pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 7:26pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 10:27am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Apr @ 12:12pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 7:11pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 6:34pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 6:49pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 6:26pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 3:30pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 8:05pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:36am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2023 @ 7:00pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 9:37pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 9:37pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 9:37pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2023 @ 8:33am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2023 @ 4:18pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2023 @ 4:18pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2023 @ 10:55am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 2:17pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 5:47pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2023 @ 6:53pm

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2024 @ 9:11am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2024 @ 8:42pm

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2023 @ 7:55pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 11:46am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 3:13pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 5:38pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 7:24pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 12:31pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 6:27pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 7:39am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 10:13am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 11:17am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 2:35pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 8:25pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 4:25pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2023 @ 9:19pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 7:26pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 7:27pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 10:37am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2024 @ 5:02pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 10:01am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 10:08am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 10:13am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 10:19am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 10:57am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 2:38pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 2:44pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 4:36pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 5:53pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 8:28pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 8:34pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 5:42pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 3:02pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 6:10pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2023 @ 7:59pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 5:38pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 7:05pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 8:03pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 6:02pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 10:13am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 10:13am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 9:47pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2023 @ 7:19pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 7:44pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:41am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 2:00pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 2:34pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 7:07pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 8:31pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 3:16pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 5:21pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 7:23pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 7:41am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 6:27pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 5:57am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 10:06am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 10:27am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 2:35pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 8:23pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 7:43pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2023 @ 6:22pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 7:27pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 7:29pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 10:49am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 8:16pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 10:13am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 1:30pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 1:31pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 2:42pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 2:55pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 3:31pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 4:36pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 3:06pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:59pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 5:07pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 4:32pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 11:20am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2023 @ 9:19pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2023 @ 7:01pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2023 @ 3:11pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 3:18pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 7:27pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 5:48pm



Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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