can i confide in you?

dear trusting friend in god, i have the sum of $17.5m for you to use for god’s work. i have been praying about you to know if really you would be willing to administer this sum according to the direction of god, so after all my prayers i am convince, and i have decided to contact you. please if you would be able to use the funds for the lord’s work with trust, reply to me.

yours in the lord, mrs. maito, 58 years, an aging widow from london, thanks.

This ♥♥♥♥♥ why are you posting random ♥♥♥♥ on my profile.
Excuse me sir or ma'am

but I couldn't help but notice.... are you a "girl"?? A "female?" A "member of the finer sex?"

Not that it matters too much, but it's just so rare to see a girl around here! I don't mind, no--quite to the contrary! It's so refreshing to see a girl online, to the point where I'm always telling all my friends "I really wish girls were better represented on the internet."

And here you are!

melted down in the fires of uwu
you were molded in the uwu
re-incarnated in the spirit of uwu
manifested in the body of uwu
thats why u are the head priestess in the church of uwu
uwu

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

Got no brain, but there is some aim

Hello dear star
My name is jaleesia
I want to become friend,
please contact me via
mailbox for more
introduction about me okay