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am not recommending this game for one reason, to some it may be a dumb one but this is my reason. And no, it's not because of the story. It's because there are no sexy girls. As a man with a big penis (15 Inches), I have sex with lots of women with big boobs and butt all the time. girls love my big penis because it was very big big and they love having sex with my penis. I have sex with women. not men. I am not gay. I am very cool and handsome so girls always have sex with me because I am very cool and sexy, my penis is very big. I think the developers should add girls Into this game so it can be the pp and sexy girls. they could make it into a DLC and I think this would do more numbers than the original game. all my grifriends say im very good at sex and playing video games and being handsome. one of my girifriends asked me to have sex with her but I told her I was playing a sex game instead so she started crying and became a lesbian and killed herself because I did not have sex with her. I have sex with women. not men. I am not gay. I am very cool and handsome so girls aiways have sex with me because I am very cool and sexy. my penis is very big. since I have a big penis, I get too many girls wanting to have sex with me. sometimes, I Just want to have sex with myself (hand sex) while playing hoi4. how can I have sex with myself if there are no girls in hoi4? I don't think this is right and the developers should do something about this because my penis (15 inches) can't take it anymore. And I have no clue how people get girls that are nude in this game, I seen people post pics of their girl characters nude in the community section but none of them have explained how they did it and the game itself does not explain it either so therefore I assume its done with mods of some kind cus you cant play the game with girlz. I feel llke you lied to me so I'm not going to play this game anymore and am giving you a thumbs down.
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I am 32 years old.

My ex-wife and I have a daughter together, and we adopted our son together. Both are now 4 years old.

When we were going through our separation, I felt lost and unhappy. I was self-destructive. One day, I was so angry with everything spiraling out of control that I punched a concrete wall in a moment of overwhelming emotion. This resulted in breaking my fifth metacarpal in my right hand—the hand I worked with, played games with, and used to carry my children to bed—the hand I desperately needed to ensure I could continue providing.

Upon learning the severity of the self-inflicted damage, I became almost suicidal. Keep in mind that just a few months before this, I was the happiest man, with no history of depression or anxiety. I had never experienced anger outbursts, nor was I the type to break down and cry, but I was in a tough situation that truly prevented me from seeing the light on the other side.

With nothing better to do, I looked for a game I could play WITH ONE HAND while recovering. Somehow, I stumbled upon this game and read some of the comments. I decided it was worth a try... I must admit I didn't beat the game, nor did I play as much as some of you. In fact, I may have played this game for only a day or two. That being said, after doing so, I had a new joy and hope for life. I managed to leave behind the pain and suffering that had been thrust upon me. I could experience the joy and happiness of other people. I relaxed for 5 ♥♥♥♥ minutes listening to this music, long enough to realize that I would be okay.

After realizing this, I turned off the game and went back to work. My hand hurt a lot, but I was motivated. I stopped feeling so sorry for myself and became the father I needed to be at that moment, not the weak boy I was behaving like.

Today, I am close friends with the mother of my children. We don't fight, argue, or say hurtful things to each other. We are parents and friends.

Now I have 3 children. My third child is, wait, ALSO 4 YEARS OLD. The woman I am with was going through a very similar situation at the time of my separation, and we just unexpectedly stumbled into each other's lives. We have been dating for a year and are very happy together.

Moral of the story: you never know what life has in store for you, and if I had given up when all odds were against me, I wouldn't be where I am today. This silly little game helped me realize that.

Thank you.
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Whrmn 8 Nov @ 1:06pm 
Danke
Tushura 1 Nov @ 9:01am 
+rep insane USP skills
Maxo 20 Oct @ 7:16pm 
geeked up playing xbox all day
LUCIANA 16 Oct @ 3:31pm 
Why is New Yorkian from O Block hitting the most devious griddy like Nathaniel B the ocky way? Like, he's gotta be from Ohio where the opps let him cook a baconeggncheese, and then something just snapped and made bro the biggest bird on that zesty gas station zaza which turned him into a max prestige lightskin that rizzed up the leader of the friend group. Like, are you serious right neow bro? You can't be goofy ahh and "legalize nuclear bombs" without saying "it's corn!" and pushing p. Like, bro really thinks he's carti. Like, the meat riding is crazy, so it's gotta be grippy and bubblegum pink. Just ask Kumalala and Savesta, and they'll tell you that's a devious lick whipping it out so fast.
LUCIANA 22 Sep @ 10:53am 
geeked up playing xbox all day
Maxo 16 Aug @ 7:51am 
Can we play Spore together?