Peter: Looks out curtain at Lois, who's sitting in the front row Look who came crawling back.
Joe Swanson: [Joe is crawling on the stage towards Peter] Peter! Have you seen my wheelchair?
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When you dial a wrong number you never get a busy signal.
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linux: the choice of a GNU generation
(ksh@cis.ufl.edu put this on Tshirts in '93)
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What happens when you cut back the jungle? It recedes.
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You have the power to influence all with whom you come in contact.
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belief, n:
Something you do not believe.
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Bell Labs Unix -- Reach out and grep someone.
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'(...) And the Patrician has been ironical at me,' said Mr. Clete. 'I'm not having that again.'
(Soul Music)
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Bondage maybe, discipline never!
-- T.K.
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Lizzie Borden took an axe,
And plunged it deep into the VAX;
Don't you envy people who
Do all the things ___YOU want to do?
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