log on, ♥♥♥♥♥♥

Greeting Michael, this is your Mother. I heard earlier that you "maybe" 420 blaze it. I am very concerned. I dont like that Mythril boy and I dont think you should hang out with him anymore. I hope the rest of you concerned mothers on Steam will copy paste this so my son will see..

YOUR SON IS THE VILLAIN
KILL HIM OR NUKE COMMONWEALTH

Hello am 48 year man from somalia. Me nam ised fellipe. Sorry for my bed england. I selled my wife for internet connection for play "legend league" and i want to become the goodest player like you I play with 400 ping on brazil server and i am challenger 2. pls no copy pasterino my story.

DUEL WELDERS PLX

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