Truthfully a wang of insurmountable proportions.

The wiener on this guy? Commendable.

Holy f**king sh*t. I want to bang the animal crossing dog so godd*mn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to the town hall I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of her online. My dreams are nothing but constant f**king sex with Isabelle. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Isabelle's tight dog pu*sy. I want her to have my mutant human/dog babies.

F*ck, my f*cking mom caught me with the neighbors dog. I'd dressed her in my sister's skirt and went to f**king town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my 3DS. I might not ever get to see Isabelle again.

I can’t believe BLIZZARD made such a crime to make something as HOOOOOOT as OFFICER D.VA 😉. I mean look at that SKIN TIGHT uniform with that divine 🍑BOOTY🍑 makes me wish that I could slam her in the SLAMMER tonight 💦💦💦. If I ever got my hands on officer 😍😍😍HANA SONG😍😍😍that jail cell is about to look like a crime scene after I defile that THICC POLICE BODY👀👌💦🔥🔥😩😩😏 👅. In FACT THERE IS NO WAY Daddy Jeff can convince EVERYONE that the image of D.VA was created by BLIZTARD or else he has another thing coming 🔪🔪🔪. One day I pray to the lord 🙏🙏🙏that I will commit a crime so nasty that Officer D.VA will have no choice but to show up👅👅👅. She’ll lock me up and she’ll have no choice but to show me what she does to bad bois 😏😏😏. She’ll lock me up real 🔒TIGHT 🔒 just like that big 🍑BOOTY🍑 of hers. She would handcuff me and act as ⚖TRIAL⚖Jury⚖and EXECUTION 👌💦.

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Daddy Deej, 👊 me 🍆 daddy 😩 😩 😩 😩 🍆🍆🍆🍆