Tiến trình thành tựu POSTAL 2 của NicoDeimos

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Mở khóa vào 25 Thg10, 2017 @ 4:59am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Mở khóa vào 22 Thg10, 2017 @ 2:21pm

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Mở khóa vào 26 Thg10, 2017 @ 6:24am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Mở khóa vào 22 Thg10, 2017 @ 2:14pm

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Mở khóa vào 22 Thg10, 2017 @ 2:18pm

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Mở khóa vào 22 Thg10, 2017 @ 4:08pm

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Mở khóa vào 25 Thg10, 2017 @ 6:23am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Mở khóa vào 26 Thg10, 2017 @ 6:06am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Mở khóa vào 28 Thg10, 2017 @ 3:44am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Mở khóa vào 28 Thg10, 2017 @ 5:38am

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Mở khóa vào 29 Thg10, 2017 @ 4:48am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Mở khóa vào 28 Thg10, 2017 @ 4:28am

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Mở khóa vào 28 Thg10, 2017 @ 4:41am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Mở khóa vào 28 Thg10, 2017 @ 5:45am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Mở khóa vào 26 Thg10, 2017 @ 6:18am

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Mở khóa vào 29 Thg10, 2017 @ 3:57am

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

Mở khóa vào 28 Thg10, 2017 @ 3:45am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Mở khóa vào 26 Thg10, 2017 @ 6:24am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Mở khóa vào 28 Thg10, 2017 @ 5:29am

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Mở khóa vào 28 Thg10, 2017 @ 4:53am

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Mở khóa vào 26 Thg10, 2017 @ 6:08am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Mở khóa vào 26 Thg10, 2017 @ 5:47am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Mở khóa vào 22 Thg10, 2017 @ 2:23pm

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Mở khóa vào 25 Thg10, 2017 @ 4:57am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Mở khóa vào 25 Thg10, 2017 @ 5:07am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Mở khóa vào 28 Thg10, 2017 @ 3:12am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Mở khóa vào 22 Thg10, 2017 @ 3:43pm

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Mở khóa vào 28 Thg10, 2017 @ 5:29am

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Mở khóa vào 25 Thg10, 2017 @ 4:54am

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Mở khóa vào 29 Thg10, 2017 @ 4:49am

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Mở khóa vào 22 Thg10, 2017 @ 3:47pm

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

4 / 30

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

9 / 30

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

9 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

1 / 30

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

19 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

1 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

914 / 1,000

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

1 / 10

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