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29 of 50 (58%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2015 @ 3:27pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2015 @ 4:07pm

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2015 @ 1:01pm

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2015 @ 12:40pm

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2015 @ 11:30am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2015 @ 3:14pm

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2015 @ 6:42am

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2015 @ 7:19am

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2015 @ 6:59am

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2015 @ 12:03pm

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2015 @ 3:30pm

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2015 @ 5:44pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2015 @ 2:24pm

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2015 @ 1:47pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2015 @ 7:25pm

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2015 @ 12:37pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2015 @ 3:47pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2015 @ 12:01pm

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2015 @ 11:51am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2015 @ 3:31pm

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2015 @ 2:19pm

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2015 @ 6:36am

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2015 @ 2:20pm

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2015 @ 2:58pm

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2015 @ 6:43am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2015 @ 11:02am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2015 @ 8:03pm

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2015 @ 1:53pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2015 @ 1:06pm



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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