+rep smart teammate, always positive, let’s do it again! 👌

Deagle headshot machine💥

+rep legend in the making

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+ rep good player

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Good game sense

hey, i cant send you friend request, so can you add me please? its urgent

hi, can you send me friend request? i cant add you, idk why

♥♥♥ limp

What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.

I sat next to a muslim dude and since my skin is as dark as his, we looked like a party of two on the plane.
Damn that was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hilarious because I kept making muslim jokes and he was laughing his ass off.
I learned a little arabic a while back and I was using that to freak everyone on the plane out.
I told him I'd give him 20$ if he started to act stressed and that he'd have to get up and go to the bathroom really fast, and to go to the seat next to the cockpit really quickly.
Let's just say, a few laughs later, a man with a hijab on a plane with a terroridt beard one 20$ from an asian.

Skinless Lasagna

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Good Fry Cook +rep !!
cooked the burger throughly and heated the BUNSSSSSSSSSS properly

> you don't need autonomy and sovereignty
> all you need is the holy shekel
> now back into the union goy!

nice Kotton Kondy skoon, is it oedible?

♥♥♥♥♥♥ white ass xd

BUNSSSSSSSS

Likes ol Nannie bunts +rep

+rep gave him a sand dune and he gave me le good succ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

-rep stole my virginity