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36 of 50 (72%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2014 @ 5:15am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2014 @ 6:12am

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2014 @ 7:41am

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2015 @ 12:00pm

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2014 @ 8:09am

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2014 @ 8:03am

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2014 @ 6:04am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2014 @ 10:24am

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 11 May, 2022 @ 12:33pm

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2018 @ 11:31am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2018 @ 2:08am

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.
Unlocked 11 May, 2022 @ 10:58am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2014 @ 5:12am

Two Girls, One Stick

You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.
Unlocked 11 May, 2022 @ 10:58am

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 11 May, 2022 @ 6:36am

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2021 @ 2:17pm

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2014 @ 7:35am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2014 @ 7:59am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2014 @ 9:21am

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2014 @ 8:03am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2014 @ 8:59am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2014 @ 10:00am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2018 @ 2:05am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2014 @ 7:35am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2014 @ 7:41am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2014 @ 7:35am

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 11 May, 2022 @ 7:12am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2018 @ 12:34pm

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 11 May, 2022 @ 12:40pm

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2018 @ 1:09pm

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 11 May, 2022 @ 6:22am

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 11 May, 2022 @ 12:09pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2014 @ 8:04am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2014 @ 7:18am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2014 @ 7:41am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2014 @ 9:39am



Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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