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Novice gravedigger

Buried your first body.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2024 @ 8:48am

Advanced gravedigger

Buried 10 bodies.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2024 @ 3:53am

Shovel master

Buried 50 bodies.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2024 @ 1:50pm

First slice

Got your first slice of meat. Smells a little strange, but looks like ordinary meat...
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2024 @ 8:46am

Sashimi master

Made 30 slices. You've got the perfect size slice pretty much down.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2024 @ 1:36pm

His house

Upgraded the church.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2024 @ 12:12pm

His mansion

Upgraded the church for the second time.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2024 @ 3:16pm

A fish a day!

Caught 6 different types of fish. One fish for every day!
Unlocked 14 Apr @ 8:33am

Fish collector

Caught 10 different types of fish.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 4:31pm

Kitchen boy

Cooked 10 different dishes or drinks.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2024 @ 11:38am

Cook

Cooked 20 different dishes or drinks.
Unlocked 15 Apr @ 8:21am

Dream dinner

Made a gold-star dinner.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2024 @ 9:25am

Tastes like home

Ate a fish stick. It reminded you of home...
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2024 @ 10:00am

Apprentice

Discovered 5 alchemy recipes. You're getting to know how things work in the lab.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2024 @ 12:57pm

Alchemist

Discovered 10 alchemy recipes. Just remember, the Philosopher's Stone is a lie.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2024 @ 6:21am

Master alchemist

Discovered 20 alchemy recipes. Now it's time to buy a white van and drive into the desert.
Unlocked 19 Apr @ 10:15am

Not far from the ground

Dungeon level 5 cleared!
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2024 @ 4:16am

Golden pumpkin

Harvested a gold-star pumpkin.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2024 @ 5:43am

Winemaker

Made a gold-star wine.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2024 @ 12:47pm

Old Astrologer

Met Astrologer. He's wise and tired of everything, even life.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2024 @ 11:56pm

Charm itself

Met Ms Charm. There's something about this woman that you can't understand.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2024 @ 10:32pm

Wealthy merchant

Met Merchant. He's always ready to do business. Except around dinner time.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2024 @ 9:53am

Holy Inquisition

Met the Lord Inquisitor. An unwavering kind of guy. You definitely wouldn't want to be his enemy.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2024 @ 10:16am

Sweetheart Bishop

Met Bishop. His motto - Pray, preach, and look like you won the lottery.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2024 @ 8:48am

Summon a chicken

Snake summoned a chicken. Well... it's a start. Better than nothing.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2024 @ 2:19pm

Side quest

You killed a Vampire Hunter. In life, there are no side quests.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2024 @ 4:54pm

Simple but stylish

Decorated a Dark Shrine. Looks better than your first apartment!
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2024 @ 9:25am

Not a hot dog

Sold burgers at the burning ceremony. It's a mystery why you didn't make hotdogs.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2024 @ 4:09pm

Match 3

Collected three dark organs. Three in a row! The Inquisition is going to get a prize!
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2024 @ 9:27am

Night watch

Got rid of the guardsmen's ambush. Now you are the Witch Hill Keeper too!
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2024 @ 5:01pm

Perfume

Gave some perfume to Ms Charm. It smells nice, and wasn't tested on animals.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2024 @ 12:50pm

Ideal song

Got an Ideal Song from Vagner. Now you know how you'll make a million bucks, once you get back home.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2024 @ 3:51pm

Graveyard Veggies

Started a company with Merchant. A great name for a successful company!
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2024 @ 9:59am

On every shelf

Your company achieved 5 Fame. When you want quality vegetables -- you go to the graveyard!
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2024 @ 10:50am

Best seller

Gave a gold-star book to Astrologer. You should consider writing six more...
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2024 @ 3:56am

Even here

Fixed the garden. You'll spend a lot of time here...
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2024 @ 10:04am

Stone fence

Built a stone fence around the graveyard. Your graveyard is well protected now.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2024 @ 11:28am

A perfect gift

Gave a skull to Astrologer. A skull makes a nice present indeed!
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2024 @ 3:53am

The Mill

Fixed the mill. No further need to grind everything by hand.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2024 @ 4:09pm

A book with funny pictures

Gave the Necronomicon to Snake. Hope nobody uses it as cookbook!
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2024 @ 5:09am

Bridge builder

Fixed the bridge. Whatever else happens, you'll always be remembered as a great bridge builder!
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2024 @ 12:59pm

Just green points

Collected 1000 green points. They do not decay at midnight. So that was easy.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2024 @ 11:38am

Just blue points

Collected 1000 blue points. They do not decay at midnight. So that was easy.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2024 @ 9:55am

Just red points

Collected 1000 red points. They do not decay at midnight. So that was easy.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2024 @ 10:00am

More green points!

Collected 3000 green points. Ok. Now that's impressive.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2024 @ 3:43am

More red points!

Collected 3000 red points. Ok. Now that's impressive.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2024 @ 4:22pm

Back home

Switched on the portal. Are you sure you want leave?
Unlocked 21 Apr @ 2:56pm

Prodigal father

Helped Astrologer reunite with his family.
Unlocked 21 Apr @ 2:50pm

Two brothers

Helped Merchant forgive his brother.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2024 @ 2:24pm

A father and a son

Helped Snake with his dark ceremony.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2024 @ 3:37am

Shady Snake

Met Snake. He seems dangerous. You get why everybody calls him Snake.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2024 @ 8:59am

Landlord

Bought your first land in the Village. By cheating a sick and helpless old man.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2024 @ 8:03am

Talking Skull

Built the tavern. Horadric wishes you were dead now.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2024 @ 9:03am

Good skull

Your tavern's quality is 20! Wow!
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2024 @ 10:01am

Well-known skull

Your tavern's quality is 40! Double Wow!
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2024 @ 3:23am

Epic skull

Your tavern's quality is 80! Ultra Wow!
Unlocked 19 Apr @ 10:14am

Employee of the month

Yorick became your bartender. For no salary. Slavery? No, he's made of wood!
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2024 @ 9:36am

First party

Threw your first alco-party. The guests remember nothing, but they enjoyed it.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2024 @ 4:16pm

Open mic

Put on your first Comedy Show. The guests laughed on command, so everything went good.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2024 @ 9:29am

Locking up the sun

Put on your first concert. Ms. Charm's fans fell into ecstasy and a brawl broke out.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 10:40am

Rat race

Organized your first rat race. The winning rat got a giant piece of cheese, choked on it, and died.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2024 @ 12:05pm

Forward to the past

Used the archaeological time machine for the first time. And didn't go mad.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2024 @ 1:50pm

Witnessed him

Watched the Master being summon. Is that Grace you feel?
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2024 @ 9:59am

A nation divided

Watched the scene at the Coliseum. Unemployment benefits is everything.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2024 @ 11:51am

Viva la King

Watched the destruction of the Bridge. Always think before destroying bridges!
Unlocked 19 Apr @ 5:43am

Read before signing

Witnessed the Contract signing. Who are "truly guilty men"?
Unlocked 19 Apr @ 10:13am

King Gerry

Watched the scene in the bath house. You saw that one coming, didn't you?
Unlocked 19 Apr @ 10:19am

An unexpected guest

Met marquis Teodoro Jr. An aristocrat in danger - what could be more profitable!
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2024 @ 6:27am

Vampires in the Village

A vampire is terrorizing the villagers? Solution: an army of carnivorous bees.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2024 @ 7:15am

The face of the enemy

Exposed the vampire. Time to play Van Helsing!
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2024 @ 8:28am

To stop an Ancient Curse

Alaric convinced you to help. Refusal would have been dangerous to your health.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2024 @ 8:38am

One more inquisitor

Met lady Beatrice. Technically, you resisted her charms. But in your imagination...
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2024 @ 4:57pm

Blood supplier

Brought corpse blood to the vampire. Not very tasty, but better than many popular diets!
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2024 @ 8:40am

Vampires are over

Told Horadric the vampire was no more. Oh, if only everyone were so trusting!
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2024 @ 8:46am

Mysterious woman

Watched a scene from the past. Nothing is clear but it's quite intriguing...
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2024 @ 3:42am

Revolution begins

It's your last chance to join the workers and peasants. To be more specific, the donkeys and rats.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2024 @ 6:33am

Cook of Revolution

You've helped the revolutionaries. Let's spread donkey communism across the world!
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2024 @ 7:25am

Writer of Revolution

You've helped the revolutionaries again. They'll be hard pressed to hang you as a "dirty exploiter".
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2024 @ 7:50am

Ideologist of Revolution

You've helped revolutionaries a third time. Who is next in line for General Secretary?
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2024 @ 9:45am

Long live the Revolution

The Revolution has come to pass. It's time to look back on why you started it.
Unlocked 14 Apr @ 11:08am

Camp

Now you have your own camp! And hundreds of potential enemies -- in the form of Inquisitors.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2024 @ 4:31pm

Developed camp

You've improved your camp. The chances that the refugees will die of starvation got lower.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 8:54am

Raccoon thyroid stew

The cook has recovered her peace of mind. Now her friends won't avoid obesity and gastritis.
Unlocked 15 Apr @ 8:32am

Beheaded horse

You helped the undertaker deal with her dead husband's relatives. The funeral mass is soon.
Unlocked 19 Apr @ 5:54am

More forest thugs

You provided the tanner's son with the bright and happy future of a forest thug. Nice work!
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 12:36pm

Strange delivery

Someone had to become the first client of the Donkey Express.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2024 @ 6:31am

A locked ghost from the past

How could someone not be crazy after all this time?
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2024 @ 7:08am

A habitable room

Not a 5-star suite, but it will do.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2024 @ 11:38am

A lost stained glass window

It belongs in the church.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2024 @ 11:38am

Long-awaited appreciation

Fill the Bishop.. with pride.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2024 @ 5:14am

The first session of curing therapy

Start Euric's treatment.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2024 @ 5:15am

A controlled ignition

Fire is so mesmerizing - even moreso when there's a boiling Inquisitor involved.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2024 @ 7:50am

A fortunate gift

Share the secrets of haute cuisine with the Merchant.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2024 @ 9:48am

The second session of curing therapy

Continue Euric's treatment. He says he's feeling better. Probably.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2024 @ 9:51am

Endless sadness

Practice makes perfect! Even if it's the sadness of the Astrologer.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2024 @ 2:44pm

The birth of passion

Witness an embarrassingly hot scene.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2024 @ 2:59pm

A vulnerability for authority

Even the strongest and most unswerving have their weakness.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2024 @ 2:24pm

The third session of curing therapy

The treatment is over, but Euric doesn't look so cured.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2024 @ 3:09pm

Dissatisfied villagers

The villagers are unhappy about something. Pray it's not your fault.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2024 @ 3:17pm

Help the villagers

They should be satisfied. At least for now.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2024 @ 3:55pm

Return to the beginning

Nothing is keeping Smiler here any longer. Let him continue his journey - to a new beginning.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2024 @ 3:47am



Ichthyologist

Caught 15 types of fish! You know everything about fish. They feel uncomfortable about it...

Brutal fisherman

Caught 200 fish. Your name is used to terrify misbehaving fish larvae.

Gold fish

Got a gold fish. Want to make a wish?

Chef

Cooked 30 different dishes or drinks. You can call yourself a Chef now.

Health care

50 health potions. -- And all of them red!

MacPlayer

There can be only one.

Scary dungeon depths

Dungeon level 10 cleared!

Nothing underneath

Dungeon level 15 cleared!

Marble

Got the marble quarry ready. Marble is better than stone.

More blue points!

Collected 3000 blue points. Ok. Now that's impressive.

Best party

Threw an excellent alco-party. It's time to open the local drunk tank.

Best mic

Put on an excellent Comedy Show. It can't be -- the guests didn't have to be commanded to laugh!

Best concert

Put on an excellent concert. Ms. Charm received a marriage proposal from each male spectator.

Best race

Organized an excellent rat race. Two guests lost everything and drowned themselves.

The show must go on

Organized 15 events. You're a natural-born event manager!

Awkward interrogation

Interrogated vampire Carl, leaving Carl greatly enlightened.

Lesser evil

Lady Beatrice made you an offer you can't refuse. Unless you decide to refuse.

Strengthened camp

You've provided the camp with some fortifications. They look dubious, but the settlers like them.

Paradise

Your camp is flawless. You should write a guide to camp management!
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