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only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your silly tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goshdarned sillyhead. I will throw leaves all over you and you will dance in them. You’re friggin done, kiddo.

Think again, finkle. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Roblox friends across Minecraft and Roblox and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the seminars, man. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your sale spot. You’re frigging done, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I survive disasters in 3000 different ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in road safety, but I have access to the entire manual of the How To Survive 1000 DIsasters (of Roblox) and I will use it to its full extent to train your miserable butt on the facts of the continents, you little schmuck. If

What the FRICK did you just HECKING say about me, you little bozo? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Roblox Survive 1000 Disasters, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret camping trips in the lobby and I have over 300 confirmed survives. I am trained in first aid and I’m the top bandager in the entire Survive 1000 Disasters (of Roblox). You are nothing to me but just another OOFT. I will clean your wounds for you with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this annual trip, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying those shenanigans to me over the Internet?

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So you're going by "(Slaves)Skipelz" now nerd? Haha whats up♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥bag, it's Tamim from Colyton Public School. Remember me? Me and the Punjabs used to give you a hard time in school. Sorry you were just an easy target lol. I can see not much has changed. Remember Alexandra Vergel De Dios the girl you had a crush on? Yeah we're married now. I make over 200k a year and drive an Audi R8. I guess some things never change huh loser? Nice catching up lol. Pathetic