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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:56am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 9:58am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 11:18am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 May, 2022 @ 9:13am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 May, 2022 @ 5:52pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2022 @ 7:07pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 7:24pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 10:55pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 3:42pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 12:46am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 7:45pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 8:04pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 9:36pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:24am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:29am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:36am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:49am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 9:14am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:27pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 May, 2022 @ 11:31am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 10:32pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2022 @ 6:17pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2023 @ 10:43am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 9:03pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 9:03pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 9:03pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:28am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 9:08am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 9:29am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 May, 2022 @ 9:25am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:24am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:24am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:50am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 12:45pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 9:50pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 18 May, 2022 @ 10:38am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:24am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 9:48am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 May, 2022 @ 6:53am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:29am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:04am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 18 May, 2022 @ 7:19am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:44am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 18 May, 2022 @ 7:23am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 31 May, 2022 @ 7:46pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:36am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 11:52am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 18 May, 2022 @ 2:47pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 18 May, 2022 @ 6:53am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2022 @ 7:35pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Feb @ 4:24pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 18 May, 2022 @ 4:43pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 10:19pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 7:45am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 4:01pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 19 Feb @ 1:32pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 12:36am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 10:01pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Feb @ 9:27pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 4:17pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 2:09pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 2:09pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 10:22am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:28am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:17am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 18 May, 2022 @ 12:30pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 7:30am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:55am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 18 May, 2022 @ 8:10am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 9:46am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 18 May, 2022 @ 8:28am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 11:03pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 7:56am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 11:42am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 12:12am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 11:42am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2022 @ 7:35pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 7:50pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 9:03pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 1:04pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 12:13pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 4:34pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 9:53pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Apr @ 9:50am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 May, 2022 @ 3:59pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 3:07pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 9:50pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 9:13pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 19 Feb @ 7:27pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 8:26pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2022 @ 6:17pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 8:04pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 9:53pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2022 @ 6:18pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2022 @ 8:27pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 9:22pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 9:22pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 4:27pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 8:05pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 4:53pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 1:47pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 3:28pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 9:22pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 12:47am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 4:41pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 11:16am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 4:44pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 4:58pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 2:45pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 6:40pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 17 Apr @ 10:19pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 12:50am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 8:43am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 8:23pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 1:34pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 8:02pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 8:00pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 1:22pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 10:27am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 11:12am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 12:50pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 1:22pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 10:06pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 9:31am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 9:02am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 9:21pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 7:09pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 11:12am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 4:22pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 19 Feb @ 1:10pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 5:19pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 8:23am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 8:05pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 8:03pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 8:22pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 12:47pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 9:22am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 10:13am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 9:03pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 9:03pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 9:00am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 7:22pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 7:22pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 12 Apr @ 4:52pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:21am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 9:09am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 18 May, 2022 @ 9:20am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 2:53pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 10:49pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 1:04am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 9:34am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 18 May, 2022 @ 3:41pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 8:50pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 8:33pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 4:39pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 11:22am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 8:17am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 10:07pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 11:42am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 7:37pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 4:34pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 4:26pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 4:44pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 9:17am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 3:23pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 2:07pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 12 Apr @ 6:43am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 12 Apr @ 6:51am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 12 Apr @ 8:50am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 12 Apr @ 4:51pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 7:58am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 6:39pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Apr @ 7:40pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 17 Apr @ 7:39pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 17 Apr @ 7:39pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Apr @ 7:46pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 17 Apr @ 8:54pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 9:03pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 7:15pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 8:05pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 7:23pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 7:20pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 8:28pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 4:44pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 7:54pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 2:12pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 11:30am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 12:13pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 9:34am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 10:10am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 10:24am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 8:13am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Apr @ 1:36pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 7:44pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 4:44pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 12:47pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 10:26am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 7:30am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 8:26am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Apr @ 7:45am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 2:42pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Apr @ 4:49pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 10:41pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 8:00pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 7:57am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 12:47am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 7:43pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 7:37pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 1:24pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 9:56pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 10:13am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 10:13am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 9:59pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 24 Apr @ 3:01pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 1:04pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Feb @ 1:42pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 12:21pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Apr @ 4:40pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 5:39pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 7:54am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Apr @ 4:40pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 7:57pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 4:09pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 2:11pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 12:49pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 1:49pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 10:05am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 3:32pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 11:02pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 7:26am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Apr @ 3:46pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Apr @ 4:14pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Apr @ 4:14pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 8:07am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 18 May, 2022 @ 12:35pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 5:57pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 5:57pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2022 @ 6:13pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 17 May @ 10:10pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 11:22am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 1 May @ 7:08pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 5:35pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 7:21am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 4:27pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Apr @ 6:16am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Apr @ 5:49pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Apr @ 10:22pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Apr @ 10:31pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 12:49pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 2:09pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 10:06pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 8:01am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 10:30am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 7:26am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Apr @ 5:05pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Apr @ 10:17pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 17 Apr @ 10:17pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Apr @ 10:25pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Apr @ 10:25pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Apr @ 10:21am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 12 Apr @ 5:35pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 2:45pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 17 Apr @ 9:04pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 17 Apr @ 8:43pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 17 Apr @ 10:17pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 2:44pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 17 Apr @ 10:26pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Apr @ 10:31am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 22 Apr @ 7:11pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 May @ 6:57pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 21 Apr @ 2:30pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 22 Apr @ 6:59pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 May @ 7:02pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 1 May @ 7:03pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2022 @ 7:17pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2022 @ 7:17pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2022 @ 7:17pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2022 @ 7:17pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2022 @ 7:18pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 5:10pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 5:10pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 9:06pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2022 @ 7:18pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2023 @ 8:48pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2023 @ 8:49pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 11:49am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 9:51pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 9:51pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2024 @ 6:26pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 10:13pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 9:07pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 1:24pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 1:06pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 11:13am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Apr @ 1:37pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Apr @ 10:25pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Apr @ 8:00pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 9:57am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Apr @ 10:17pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 May @ 7:06pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 10:19pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 4:33pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 9:22am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 8:14pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Apr @ 4:50pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 5:35pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 12:02am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 7:30pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 1:26pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 14 Apr @ 1:38pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Apr @ 3:49pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Apr @ 10:30pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Apr @ 10:30pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 2:44pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Apr @ 11:55am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Apr @ 2:06pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Apr @ 2:36pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 May @ 7:04pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 12 Apr @ 4:41pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 2:58pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 17 Apr @ 10:17pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 17 Apr @ 10:17pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 17 Apr @ 10:30pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 9:23pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 9:23pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Apr @ 7:23pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 1 May @ 6:56pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 1 May @ 7:04pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 May @ 7:04pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 1 May @ 7:15pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 May @ 7:15pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Apr @ 7:38pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Apr @ 9:01pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Apr @ 10:17pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Apr @ 10:17pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 7:37pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Apr @ 12:06pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 May @ 7:03pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 May @ 7:07pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 8:04pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 7:43pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Apr @ 4:40pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 May @ 6:48pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 May @ 6:48pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 May @ 7:45pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 May @ 8:07pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 2:45pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Apr @ 8:01pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 May @ 8:34pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 May @ 4:29pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 14 May @ 4:12pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 23 May @ 8:44pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Apr @ 10:31pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Apr @ 10:31pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 17 Apr @ 4:21pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 17 Apr @ 10:20pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 17 Apr @ 10:31pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 9:23pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 19 Apr @ 11:53am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Apr @ 11:53am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 1 May @ 6:57pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 May @ 6:57pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 1 May @ 7:12pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 1 May @ 7:15pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 May @ 8:26pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 6 May @ 4:50pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 May @ 2:57pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 9:04pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 4:09pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 7:36pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 9:23am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 4:06pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Apr @ 8:15pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Apr @ 10:28pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Apr @ 7:52pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 May @ 7:14pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 May @ 4:50pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 May @ 8:42pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 10:26am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Apr @ 10:18pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 May @ 7:15pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 9:06pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 May @ 6:52pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 May @ 4:12pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 2:45pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 8:21pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 22 May @ 1:46pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 12:47am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 1:10am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 1:35pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 11:49am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Apr @ 4:58pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Apr @ 10:20pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Apr @ 10:21am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Apr @ 2:31pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 May @ 7:15pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 May @ 2:57pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 1:43am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 10:17am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Apr @ 10:31pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 May @ 7:15pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 5:33pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 May @ 6:53pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 May @ 7:00pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 May @ 7:54pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 May @ 9:00pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 5:00pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 5:57am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 May @ 10:49pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 3:03pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 10:38pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 12 Apr @ 4:39pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 May @ 8:14pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 May @ 7:49am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 May @ 7:51am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 1:31pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 1 May @ 7:16pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Apr @ 7:14pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 9:23pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 2:44pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 19 Apr @ 11:53am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 1 May @ 6:56pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 26 Apr @ 2:48am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 May @ 7:14pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 1 May @ 7:15pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 May @ 8:03pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 7 May @ 6:57pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 14 May @ 4:12pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 May @ 8:44pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 23 May @ 7:15pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 May @ 8:23pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 9:52am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 21 May @ 9:08pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 26 Apr @ 2:45am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 7:07pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 1 May @ 7:14pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 2 May @ 6:28pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 6 May @ 4:30pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 May @ 4:53pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 7 May @ 7:04pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 May @ 8:43pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 22 May @ 1:52pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 23 May @ 8:44pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 9:53am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 4:10pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 7:29pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 11:27am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 3:14pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 1:06pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Apr @ 3:38pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Apr @ 10:32pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Apr @ 7:14pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 May @ 7:15pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 May @ 6:53pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 May @ 7:39pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 5:23am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 10:23pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 2:55pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 5 May @ 8:08pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 5:57am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 8:01am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 17 Apr @ 10:25pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 5:39pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 17 Apr @ 10:17pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 May @ 2:04pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Jul @ 8:46am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:27am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:39am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:23am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 8:18am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2022 @ 6:13pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 11:08pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 11:48am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 10:45am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 7:43pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 6:59pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 Apr @ 10:22pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 9:23pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 May @ 7:08pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 May @ 8:09pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 May @ 9:03pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Jun @ 10:16pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 11:53am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 3:12pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 May @ 8:08pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 3:29pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 May @ 7:11pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 1 May @ 7:15pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 1 May @ 7:48pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 6 May @ 4:52pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 7 May @ 6:58pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 14 May @ 4:12pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 May @ 11:23am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 29 May @ 4:02pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 12:31am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 14 Jun @ 1:41pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 3:43pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 1 May @ 7:15pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 May @ 8:20pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 20 May @ 8:07pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 11:42am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 19 Feb @ 7:34pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 2:09pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 2:25pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 12 Apr @ 9:50am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 17 Apr @ 10:19pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 2:45pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 24 Apr @ 3:01pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 1 May @ 7:08pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 14 May @ 4:12pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 23 May @ 8:44pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 7:28am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 7:55pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 5 May @ 8:08pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 11:54am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 May @ 8:14pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 6 May @ 4:59pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 11 May @ 7:49am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 18 May @ 8:44pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 24 May @ 9:22pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 3:59pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Jun @ 7:59pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 11:33am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 4:47pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
+12

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Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked