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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 12:35am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 10:15pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 4:17pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 11:05am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 12:31am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 12:47am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2022 @ 2:17am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 11:42am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2022 @ 4:46pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 4:05pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 4:53pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 8:58pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2023 @ 8:01pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 11:50pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 11:52pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 11:56pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 9:45pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 9:50pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 4:24am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 12:22am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 1:03pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 8:50am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2022 @ 5:34pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 3:26am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 3:26am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 3:26am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 11:52pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 12:02am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 9:59pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 5:37pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 11:49pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 11:49pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 9:45pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 6:53pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 9 May, 2022 @ 8:11am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2022 @ 9:54pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 11:50pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 10:09pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 May, 2022 @ 7:55pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 11:52pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 4:25am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2022 @ 8:14pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 9:45pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 9:31am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 9 May, 2022 @ 8:06am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 11:58pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 12:22am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 9 May, 2022 @ 8:20am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 4:24am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 8:18am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2022 @ 9:45am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 7:57pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2022 @ 11:21pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2022 @ 10:34pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 8:03pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2022 @ 10:35pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2022 @ 7:22pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 8:50am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2022 @ 7:23pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2022 @ 11:26pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2023 @ 4:29pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2023 @ 9:50pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2023 @ 11:37pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 11:57pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 6:32pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 3:06pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 11:51pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 9:45pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 1:51am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 10:15pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 1:03pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 4:11am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 4:12pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2022 @ 10:28pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2022 @ 10:29pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 2:13am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2022 @ 10:28pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 May, 2022 @ 8:12am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 7:36am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 3:26am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2022 @ 8:14pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2022 @ 10:29pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 8:58am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 8:46am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 3:52pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 11:33pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 11:05am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2022 @ 7:23pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2022 @ 10:45pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2022 @ 4:58pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2022 @ 9:34pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2022 @ 10:33am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2022 @ 10:44pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 2:24pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 12:19pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 11:30pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2022 @ 10:06pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 10:52pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 12:19pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2022 @ 4:58pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 9 May, 2022 @ 8:28am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2022 @ 10:29pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2022 @ 10:29pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 10:02am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 8:58pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2023 @ 11:26pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2023 @ 8:33am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 4:00am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 3 May, 2022 @ 7:54pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2022 @ 1:14am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 10:58pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 9:20am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 9:58pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 9:02am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 10:10pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 10:31am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 8:29pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2023 @ 8:14pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 3:07am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 8:09pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2023 @ 9:39pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 7:13pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 8:09pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 12:00pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 3:25am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 1:19pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 12:04pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 2:27pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 10:10pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 7:49am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 2:48am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2022 @ 5:34pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2023 @ 11:57am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 3:56am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 9:58pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 8:58am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 9:02am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 9:02am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 8:57pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2023 @ 8:33am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 10:30am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 10:30am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 10:34pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2023 @ 11:50am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 3:26am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2023 @ 1:19pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2023 @ 1:19pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 3:58pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 3:58pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2022 @ 12:02pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 5:33pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 5:33pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 8:18pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2023 @ 8:56pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 9:52pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 6:10am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 9 May, 2022 @ 8:20am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 11:19pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 9:09am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 9:45pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2022 @ 5:37pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 9 May, 2022 @ 8:21am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 9:03am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 9:11am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 6:41pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2022 @ 4:58pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2022 @ 11:20pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 9:12am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 1:03am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2023 @ 8:01pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2023 @ 10:14am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2023 @ 8:34am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 8:48am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 11:02am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 11:34pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 9:39am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 6:40pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 3:17am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 5:02pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 5:14pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 7:31pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 7:33pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 5:52pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 6:12pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 7:49pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 8:01pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 3:26am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 7:54am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 1:21pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2023 @ 10:04pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 7:39am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 9:59pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 10:01pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2023 @ 10:04pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2023 @ 8:56pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2023 @ 5:40pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 7:41am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 7:42am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 9:15am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2023 @ 10:02am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 7:13pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2023 @ 10:25pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 10:12pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 12:04am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 3:25am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 11:26am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2023 @ 9:12pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 8:56pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 7:02am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 7:14am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 6:04pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 7:38pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 9:39am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2022 @ 10:35pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 3:22am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 1:14pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 8:58am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2023 @ 9:39pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2023 @ 6:15am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 3:28pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 9:20am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 9:43am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 1:08am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 12:03am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2023 @ 6:16pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 5:29am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2022 @ 2:51am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 10:11pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2023 @ 9:21am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 7:39am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 3:58pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2023 @ 5:41pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2023 @ 11:37pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2023 @ 11:37pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2023 @ 11:37pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2023 @ 11:38pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2023 @ 9:23am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2023 @ 10:25pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 8:15am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 10:12pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 9:39am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 8:13pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 8:13pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 5:31pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 11:40am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 11:37pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 2:10am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2022 @ 11:20pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 1:02pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2022 @ 7:41pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2022 @ 7:22pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 7:25am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 2:31pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 9:56pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 10:12pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 4:56pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 5:47pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 8:16pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 8:40pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2023 @ 9:23am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 2:36pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 8:17am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 8:14am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 8:15am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 10:34am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 8:34pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 8:04pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 8:04pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 8:13pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 8:17pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 8:17pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 7:31pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 8:30pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 7:34pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 7:33pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 8:07pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 8:30pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 8:16pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 10:25pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 11:16pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 11:41pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 11:01pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 11:14pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 2:20am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 5:51am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 8:37am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2023 @ 11:14am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 12:00am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2024 @ 7:57am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2024 @ 9:48am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2024 @ 11:17am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2023 @ 11:29pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2023 @ 12:44pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 6:38am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2022 @ 8:14pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2022 @ 1:15am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 10:13pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2022 @ 8:51am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2024 @ 3:22pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 10:11am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 7:28am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 10:02am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 9:58pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2023 @ 11:57am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2023 @ 8:15pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 2:35pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 8:34pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 8:13pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 8:40pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2023 @ 11:50am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 8:03pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 6:58am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2024 @ 3:55pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 10:26pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 7:39am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 10:36pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 10:02am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 8:14am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 10:19am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 10:34am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 10:09pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 7:59pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 7:59pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 8:03pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 8:04pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 8:40pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 9:26pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 10:39pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 10:57pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 12:07am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 7:30pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 7:32pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 7:59pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 8:00pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 8:00pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 8:03pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 9:16pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 10:21pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 11:10pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 12:06am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 6:23am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 7:27am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 7:28am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 7:36pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 7:43pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 8:15pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 9:55pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 10:55pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 11:01pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 6:21am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 7:01am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 12:00pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2023 @ 6:04am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 2:05pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 1:05pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 9:33pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 9:33pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 6:43am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 5:00pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 5:00pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 10:25pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 12:05am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 7:25am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 10:12am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 5:32pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 3:43pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 8:01am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 12:25pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 3:17pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 11:10pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 8:18pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 7:32pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 7:34pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 8:07pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 8:40pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 10:15pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 10:53pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 12:13am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 6:18am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 6:18am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 6:23am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 7:25am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 11:30am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 5:24pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 5:06pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2023 @ 9:39pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2023 @ 10:14am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 11:57pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 10:13pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 7:36pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 8:15pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 10:39pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 5:51am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 7:29am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 5:34pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2023 @ 8:14pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 8:10pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 7:05am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2023 @ 11:20am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 6:08am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 5:35pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 9:26pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 9:58pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 6:20pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 10:26pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2023 @ 6:04am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2023 @ 11:51am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 9:35pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 5:17pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 7:38pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 10:22pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 6:31am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 7:01am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 5:28pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 2:09pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 7:13pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 8:55pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 7:11am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2024 @ 10:42am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 6:47am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 6:48am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 7:13am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 12:38am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 7:17pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 9:56am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 6:19pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 1:21pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 8:10pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 9:55pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 11:13am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 2:35pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 1:07pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 2:21am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 7:26am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 9:01pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 5:47pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 11:35am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 5:05pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 5:06pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 5:17pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 4:01am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 12:05am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 6:14pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 12:30pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 7:01am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 11:10pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 10:22pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 11:07pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 11:12pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 11:15pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 6:58am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 7:26am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 7:26am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 7:29am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 7:30am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 12:00am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 2:06pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 2:06pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 2:06pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 7:06pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 4:06pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2023 @ 8:14pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 11:51pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 11:13pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 5:51am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 6:18am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 6:18am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 6:58am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 7:30am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 9:09am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 5:27pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 12:00am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 3:43pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 2:06pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 7:39pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 1:18pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 9:23pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 11:43pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 9:08pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2023 @ 11:51am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2023 @ 11:36pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 12:11am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 7:34pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 8:41pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 5:51am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 7:05am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 11:30am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 5:03pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 1:34pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 6:35am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 1:12am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2023 @ 7:48pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 10:01pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 7:27am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 1:54am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 2:36pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 8:17pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2023 @ 9:21am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 8:05pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 11:45pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 7:36pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 1:52pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 1:50am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2024 @ 6:41pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 11:52pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 11:59pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 11:49pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 6:18pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2022 @ 7:41pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2023 @ 8:15pm

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 11:36pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2022 @ 11:20pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 12:10am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2023 @ 4:29pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2023 @ 11:36pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 6:39pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 7:35pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 8:39pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 10:43pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 6:23am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 7:26am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 3:43pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 7:25pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 2:40pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 1:01pm

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 2:01pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2023 @ 6:56pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 10:13pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 7:35am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 May, 2024 @ 7:31pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 7:02am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 7:26am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 7:26am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 7:26am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 7:30am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 5:17pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 12:00am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 3:50pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 7:13pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 7:39pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 5:37am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 3:04pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 2:40pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 2:17am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2023 @ 4:37am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 10:32am

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Jun @ 4:09am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2023 @ 10:47pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 9:18pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2023 @ 12:26am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 3:45pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 7:26am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 7:13am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 8:17pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 10:26pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 11:35am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 6:19pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 12:09am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 10:08am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 8:25am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 2:30am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 3:37pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 2:13pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:04pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 9:13pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 3:51pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 8:29pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 10:10pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 12:03am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 7:25am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 5:32pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 2:06pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 8:01am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 12:25pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 11:35am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 8:33am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 10:17pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 9:06am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2024 @ 9:44am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 7:26am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 7:28am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 1:52pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 5:35pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 11:55pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 6:14pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 7:22pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 5:37am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 1:18pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 4:01am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 1:20pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2023 @ 10:34am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 12:39pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2023 @ 4:38am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2024 @ 1:11pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 3:58pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:04pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:04pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 7:56am

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 1:37pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
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