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You know what pisses me the hell off??? The stupid fact that the Coca Cola Company (so called) decided to make the absolutely asinine decision to rebrand our blessed “Coke Zero” as “Coke Zero Sugar”. What an absolutely idiotic thing to do. And to make matters worse, they allowed “Cherry Coke Zero” to retain its name. Now you have a straight up disjointed brand and we are all worse for it. America and Coca Cola have existed together for centuries and now we have this pointless show of pretentious overconfidence in the form of senseless marketing for the none the wiser masses. It makes me so angry to think that something so congruent could be ruined by a few entry level so called “marketing professionals”. The last time I was walking down the soft drink isle, I saw a Coke employee stocking the shelves. I just ran up to him and put my leg out and tripped him. Then I looked at him right in the eyes and said “go Coke yourself you f***ing Zero.”

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