Recent reviews by nemq

So I was playing this game yesterday and then a little pup came to sit on my lap. Then the big worm in the game attacked me and i slapped the pup accidentally across the room. The pup is dead now and i feel very bad for him and it made me wonder that is this game somehow connected to your mental health? Because i have been acting very weirdly after i stopped playing this game. Is there some nicotine involved. Like that stuff what you put in your nose and then you start pooping rapidly. Then i found myself in the same situation again with a new pup on my lap. This time i didnt slap the ♥♥♥♥ outta that pup when i died but the pup attacked me instead and i died. Then i started to wonder that why did the pup kill me in the first place. I should've killed the pup instead. I'm now the puppyslayer but i would rather be the ♥♥♥♥♥slayer. So i got a new life with a new pup then and i found out that i have this weird fetish with baguettes. I like to put them in every hole of my body and then go and act retarded on the floor. That way i can be a Octopus for a little amount of time. but then the baguettes started taking over my body and now i have no control over this. Someone may wonder that how did i manage writing this then. Because i ate all the baguettes and now they are attacking me again. Help?