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1 person found this review helpful
26.4 hrs on record
Vampire Survivor, but you can aim.

Also it's free. How do you beat free?
Posted 25 May.
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1 person found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
1.6 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Imagine every drivable surface is layered with black ice, every little collision is catastrophic and you have to preemptively back drift into every turn you make. That's the kind of "realistic driving" you can expect from this Xbox 360 level game engine.
Posted 23 December, 2024.
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2 people found this review helpful
97.1 hrs on record (95.4 hrs at review time)
Used to be a very fun game with a nice community. But sadly it's really going the way of Destiny 2 and I wasn't about that the first time. I now regret ever supporting this game.
Posted 18 December, 2024.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
0.5 hrs on record
Fresh out of the mandatory tutorial and not 100yds fresh from the safe zone. I get shot by some asshat camping the very first objective. Top tier multiplayer experience.
Posted 1 December, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
1.6 hrs on record
It's just a bad, user-unfriendly version of Ark. Just less ugly I guess.

It's kinda like early minecraft when they didn't care at all if you knew how to craft anything or even survive the first night. But imagine that was even worse. Imagine you couldn't even craft wood planks or make a simple shelter day 1 and something peaceful as the llama wanted to kick your ass and spit on your grave.

I love sandbox games, but ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ does this one really challenge that feeling. The early game is so awful and it takes way too much investment just to get the basics, which WILL fail you for being barely even be the bare minimum to scrape by. Not only do you have to worry about thirst, but you have to worry about AIR that drains just as quickly. Your armor and tools will be trash, your house will be trash and something as stupid as a large bird will want to kill you for no reason. (tbh it was just doing a favor, playing this garbage game made me wanna kms anyway)

Just get ARK instead, at least they have something cool like dinosaurs
Posted 9 November, 2024.
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23 people found this review helpful
1.0 hrs on record
Would have been fun to play this again. If EA and their stupid app weren't such garbage.
Posted 11 December, 2023.
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4 people found this review helpful
266.6 hrs on record
I used to love this game before bungle took every opportunity to spit in the faces of D1 players. I was just about willing to look past the vault wipe of the red war, until Y2 rolled around and announced bungle's worst idea: "sunsetting". After that I didn't see ANY point in playing anymore. It was one thing to have to "re-earn" all the returning exotics that bungle deleted, but for them to spit in our mouths and tell us expiration dates on our equipment was a good thing, I was just done.
After that I just took a back seat and watched the series continue it's little path downhill. Seeing the idea of evercurse evolve even further into a subscription format with "seasons" becoming the excuse to squeeze more money while cutting the story into smaller bits and even selling reskinned equipment to replace the ones that just got an exp. date stamped on them.

I wish I left this negative review a long time ago, it's astounding to me that bungle took their fall from grace with such pride. Knowing that the real diehards would stick through for some indiscernible reason, keeping this shameless micro-transaction, cash-grab non-sense on life support by throwing wads of money at every recycled idea and for what ever story is being told in an increasingly lazier fashion.
What gets me even more though, are the "fans"/zealots who DEFEND all the god awful decisions that end up driving more players away from what was once a really fun franchise.
Posted 5 September, 2023.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
236.6 hrs on record (21.2 hrs at review time)
Press to Start
Posted 18 May, 2023.
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5.2 hrs on record (2.7 hrs at review time)
It's like a marriage between the best traits of DooM and Quake.
Posted 30 March, 2023.
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1.6 hrs on record
Atrocious gameplay, beautiful art. 👍
Posted 6 March, 2023.
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