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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 8.5 hrs on record (2.1 hrs at review time)
Posted: 19 Jan, 2015 @ 11:46pm
Updated: 22 Jan, 2015 @ 5:55pm

lock the door ✓
tissue ✓
manliness ✓
steam offline ✓
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Lone Rabbit 15 May, 2020 @ 1:05am 
You also forgot: Cover your webcam ✓
Phobia 24 Jun, 2018 @ 10:53am 
R-18 patch aswell
Ellie ΘΔ 6 Oct, 2017 @ 6:28pm 
MANLINESS? HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA
The Waslijn 6 Aug, 2016 @ 1:09am 
you forgot: closed the windows ✓
miryokuu 18 Feb, 2016 @ 5:50pm 
Circuit Board Gamer 25 May, 2015 @ 9:01pm 
so that is 1 through 4 what about 5 through 10....
Ray 22 May, 2015 @ 10:06pm 
Guess I wont be able to play this game...

- Don't have locks on my doors.
- Ran out of tissues (No, not because of fapping... because I'm sick.)
- That's about it.
平らな胸女優パイズリ 1 May, 2015 @ 5:24am 
>not leaving steam online to make sure all your friends know
Lupal Fillyus 15 Feb, 2015 @ 12:32pm 
Still shows up in "owned games" and "friend activity"... :(
♂Billy♂Harrington♂ 9 Feb, 2015 @ 5:02am 
Fucking weeaboo.